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Postby _Tex_ on Tue Oct 18, 2005 12:07 am

I'd like to put myself forward to spearhead the Pastafarian Inquisition.
I was thinking about re-writing Malleus Maleficium.....
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Postby fusiontortellini on Tue Oct 18, 2005 12:35 am

The Hammer of the Atkins?
Who really might actually be back this time . . .

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Postby The Frozen One on Tue Oct 18, 2005 8:21 am

Yay, the Holy Exquicition (lika an Inquisition but more so) of the Flying Spagetti Monster is on its way.
Once I have sufficiently studied the lore and wisdom of the mighty FSM, I will lend my strength and cheese grater to the Holy Exquicition.
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Postby fusiontortellini on Tue Oct 18, 2005 10:44 pm

Even if we put them in a comfy chair and serve them pasta? And don't forget the soft cushions!
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Postby _Tex_ on Thu Oct 20, 2005 10:00 pm

i was thinking something along the lines of flaying those who stray with a cat-o-nine tails made from limp noodles.
y'know, those who dare buy the 'low carb' pastas or smother it with powdered cheese...
And escorting the heretical followers of Atkins to a resteraunt cellar and feeding them up on the noodley goodness in a dark room.
Surely the FSM would never direct me with his Noodley Appendage toward an innocent, therefore anyone I pick on must have fallen. right? makes sense.....
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Postby fusiontortellini on Fri Oct 21, 2005 12:54 am

I'm more in favor of a large buffet . . .
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Postby fusiontortellini on Fri Oct 21, 2005 1:05 am

Naturally! And something we can set on fire -- mostly because I like Crepes Suzette and its variants. Mmmmmm. (pant, pant)

Gotta go get some ice cream now. :wink:
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Postby Rebellious Waffle on Fri Oct 21, 2005 11:25 am

What shall our chief weapon be?


I vote surprise.


Because nobody expects us.
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Postby vallerand on Fri Oct 21, 2005 11:11 pm

With a bigger buffet our weapon might be a really big dish rack. Heretics will be chained to it and forced to wash and dry dishes. (oh wait that sounds like my childhood.)
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Postby Solipsy on Sat Oct 22, 2005 2:51 am

No one EXPECTS the Spaghetti Inquisition!

Our chief weapon is surprise... and fear! No, wait, it can't be fear... we're not about fear. Our chief weapon is STILL surprise.



and I hand it off...
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Postby Solipsy on Sat Oct 22, 2005 3:19 am

WAIT A MINUTE! All right then, THREE: Our Three Chief Weapons are Surprise, Flavor, Cheesiness, and an almost fanatical devotion to the Chocolatey Desserts...
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Postby HPunster on Fri Oct 28, 2005 5:13 pm

Solipsy wrote:WAIT A MINUTE! All right then, THREE: Our Three Chief Weapons are Surprise, Flavor, Cheesiness, and an almost fanatical devotion to the Chocolatey Desserts...

and Full Pirate Regalia!
"I never did give anyone hell. I just told the truth and they thought it was hell."
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Postby Solipsy on Fri Oct 28, 2005 5:33 pm

AMONGST OUR WEAPONRY!!!! .... ARE *clears throat* Surprise, Flavor, Cheesiness, Full Pirate Regalia, and Almost Fanatical Devotion to the Chocolatey Desserts....

Alright, then Sinner.... CONFESSSSS!!!!!!!!
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Postby fusiontortellini on Fri Oct 28, 2005 5:52 pm

I CONFESS! :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Postby Solipsy on Fri Oct 28, 2005 6:21 pm

You're too easy. We didn't even have to get ... THE COMFY CHAIR!!!! (the comfy chair? the comfy chair? the comfy chair?...)
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