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Postby lord monkey on Wed Nov 02, 2005 10:52 pm

anti-pasto is like an appetiser usually consisting of olives, ciabatta bread, mushrooms and cheeses. cold meat platter kind of deal..

its usually served as a starter to a bowl of pasta..


so it cant be the anti pasta..
and rice can become noodles


i'd say the anti pasta is mary-kate olsen.. she doesnt eat at all..


edit - forgot the anti pasta was supposed to be edible, not a sack of bones. the other alternative is greek food.. there aint no noodles involved with any of it.. or a texas bbq. or fish and chips..


but then again, go to any halfway decent italian restaurant and the veal parmagiana is a pretty tasty alternative to pasta..
figure that one out
i came from an egg. so does egg pasta
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Wed Nov 02, 2005 11:21 pm

hows this for anti-pasta. anything with splenda in it.

made from sugar, so it tastes like sugar! but with less carbs!

right, so what'd you do to the sugar, refine it or something?
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Postby Duke on Thu Nov 03, 2005 7:17 pm

Why does there have to be an anti-noodle?
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Postby fusiontortellini on Thu Nov 03, 2005 7:51 pm

Why not?
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Postby Duke on Thu Nov 03, 2005 7:58 pm

Because we are about the good, not the bad.

Peace out.


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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Thu Nov 03, 2005 8:03 pm

dude. that's what the christians said.
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Postby fusiontortellini on Thu Nov 03, 2005 8:08 pm

Besides, it's miuch ore fun to think of an anti-noodle. Especially since you can consider so many things to be opposite . . .

Noodles are 1D, pizza is 2D.

Noodles are starch, bacon is protein.

Noodles look like worms, birds eat worms.

I'm sure you can think of some more (the sillier, the better, of course.) :wink:
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Postby HPunster on Thu Nov 03, 2005 8:13 pm

fusiontortellini wrote:Noodles are starch, bacon is protein.

But bacon tastes good, porkchops taste good...
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Postby fusiontortellini on Thu Nov 03, 2005 8:14 pm

Black is a color, white is a color. . .
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Thu Nov 03, 2005 8:16 pm

cougers are in north america, but jaguars are in south america, lions are in africa, and tigers are in asia.

annd europe just has a bunch of kitties.
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Postby fusiontortellini on Thu Nov 03, 2005 11:18 pm

Jaguars are in North America too (check Maya mythology).

And the European Lynx is pretty nasty.

And my kitties resent the implication that they aren't as fierce as lions and tigers!!!

(and they'd be coming after you, except I won't let them out of the house because they'd probably try to attack a Rottweiler. They may be fierce, but they're not very bright. . . .) :wink:
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Postby Duke on Fri Nov 04, 2005 12:01 am

Qwertyuiopasd wrote:dude. that's what the christians said.


But they have a devil creature.
Sometimes.

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Postby Duke on Fri Nov 04, 2005 12:01 am

Qwertyuiopasd wrote:cougers are in north america, but jaguars are in south america, lions are in africa, and tigers are in asia.

annd europe just has a bunch of kitties.


Cougars live in my back yard, too.

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Postby fusiontortellini on Fri Nov 04, 2005 12:36 am

Friend of mine in Vermont had a couger in her back yard. Her cat would have attacked it if she hadn't grabbed him. Domestic cats are NOT bright. :roll:
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Postby Duke on Fri Nov 04, 2005 12:41 am

fusiontortellini wrote:Friend of mine in Vermont had a couger in her back yard. Her cat would have attacked it if she hadn't grabbed him. Domestic cats are NOT bright. :roll:


No kidding. Nor are dogs, for that matter.


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