The Anti-Noodle

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The Anti-Noodle

Postby Tom the First on Mon Oct 17, 2005 8:49 pm

Similar to the Anti-Christ, except we can eat it. Beat that Christianity.
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Beware the Anti-Pasta

Postby CardinalRigatoni on Thu Oct 20, 2005 3:15 pm

Beware the anti-pasta. Consume it rapidly. Do not let it keep you from your ordained task of a good plate or two of cooked pasta. Help keep the galley clean, eat a wench.
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Re: Beware the Anti-Pasta

Postby Tom the First on Thu Oct 20, 2005 9:36 pm

CardinalRigatoni wrote:Beware the anti-pasta. Consume it rapidly. Do not let it keep you from your ordained task of a good plate or two of cooked pasta. Help keep the galley clean, eat a wench.

Aye!
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Postby Tybalt on Thu Oct 20, 2005 10:43 pm

I believe the anti-noodle is Pizza. But it just seems so silly, so probably not.
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Postby fusiontortellini on Fri Oct 21, 2005 1:04 am

Bacon? By itself, of course. Looks like a noodle, Atkins fodder.
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Postby johngalt on Fri Oct 21, 2005 11:01 pm

Anti-Pasto has to be it. (Sorry, had to make the Terry Pratchett reference)
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Postby mrfrence on Wed Oct 26, 2005 1:20 pm

does the anti-noodle (or anti pasto or pasta or even pizza) really do anything? or it he/she/it just a refrence? or am i looking to far into this...
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Postby FUBARrrrrrgggg! on Wed Oct 26, 2005 5:14 pm

Pizza can't be the anti-noodle, as I have just consumed 2 slices with cheese tortilini on them. Talk about cabr stuffing! FUBAR
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Wed Oct 26, 2005 9:32 pm

i agree with fubar. pizza has to be pro-pasta, as it is too good to not be.

but isnt anti-pasto a form of pasta? someone needs to go to the dictionary for this one.

although think about anti-matter, could there be noodles made of anti-matter?

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Postby Enki on Thu Oct 27, 2005 7:21 pm

Since string theory proves His Noodliness is everything, there is nothing that can be Anti-pasta. Only pretenders who are nothing more than pawns under his noodly appendage. Ramen!
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Thu Oct 27, 2005 7:59 pm

except low-carb.

thats anti-pasta in the sense of anti-christ, not anti-matter
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Postby FUBARrrrrrgggg! on Thu Oct 27, 2005 9:42 pm

Hi Qwertyuiopasd: No. that's not me, but one of my several wenches. Thare were some mighty big thirst's got quenched that day. AARRRGGGHH...FUBAR
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Postby theBelgiumwafer on Fri Oct 28, 2005 2:49 am

The Auntie-Noodle?

Yesterday I heard somebody say
»If my aunt had a noodle, she was my uncle.«

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Postby HPunster on Fri Oct 28, 2005 5:10 pm

Could the Antipasto be rice? It competes for our attention, drawing us away from the Noodly Path.
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Fri Oct 28, 2005 5:46 pm

condie?

i don't think were competeting with her, unless your a democrat.
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