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Postby Snakeon on Thu Oct 13, 2005 3:41 pm

Does the FSM teach us of a time when the noodles of the universe will unentangle and its starch will lose its adhesion? Will all pirates be called up to heaven at some point, or is the Great Meal eternal?
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Postby Snakeon on Fri Oct 14, 2005 2:54 pm

Hmmm...it's kind of like determining how many strippers can dance on a pin-head, then.
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Postby Shoeman on Fri Oct 14, 2005 8:33 pm

On the subject of strippers:

I take it stripper factory would point to male and female strippers.

Stupid question but had to ask.
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Postby fusiontortellini on Fri Oct 14, 2005 8:54 pm

It had better! Though my taste is rather ecumenical in terms of body types.

I just like to see naked guys. You see them so rarely.

However, I haven't seen any discussion of the chocolate situation. If there's no chocolate, I'm out of here.
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Postby Long Gone McGruff on Fri Oct 14, 2005 9:41 pm

Auntie Dee Dee wrote:The strippers aren't just toys, they're people, so the usual and customary requirements for treating people with respect apply


Awwww.... auntie..! I was quite looking forward to the idea of assorted politicians and religious leaders being forced to strip for eternity.

Just imagine: Rumsfield snarling as he rips off his tie, Gordon Brown blushing as he slips out of his boxers, Bush looking absolutely clueless like a startled rabbit, and Clinton shaking his ass like a pro, working the crowd.
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Postby fusiontortellini on Fri Oct 14, 2005 9:56 pm

Hey, it'd be heaven for Clinton. And I quite agree that strippers are people, too. That's part of the attraction.

But I am sooo relieved about the chocolate. I was going to argue that chocolate truffles are similar to meatballs, being round and brownish.

Perhaps a link to creed and basic lore should be created in the Sticky at the start of the New Members thread? As well as the Announcements thread?

Though it won't help those of us with the attention span and memory of a bunny in the spring.
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Postby Solipsy on Fri Oct 14, 2005 11:24 pm

Hiya! We have actually managed to get *some* of these things officially addressed in "Proposed Scriptures". Many wheels are turning, stone tablets are being transcribed, ancient parchment is being carefully unrolled... keep checking back there for new developments... :wink:
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Postby fusiontortellini on Fri Oct 14, 2005 11:27 pm

Perhaps we could arrange a daisy chain with the entire Bush cabinet. Condi could wear a strap-on. One of the more interesting double-ended ones, of course, in keeping with her character.

[OOops. This is beginning to get X-rated. :oops: ]

(not that bunnies blush much. they're too busy.)
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Postby fusiontortellini on Fri Oct 14, 2005 11:36 pm

Chocolate. . . (said with that sexy, breathless sigh familiar to us all. . .) (Is there an emoticon to express extreme yearning?)

I have a marvelous recipe for brownies. Perhaps I should post it -- it's just that it's copyrighted.

I personally prefer Scharfenburger, though now that they've been bought by Nestle I'm not so sure.

Dove's the best from the grocery store.

The Darth Vader dark M&Ms were good, too, but they're gone. :cry:

Currently Cadbury Royal Dark's been on sale.

And then there's Lindt . . .

Of course we all know what the best chocolate is --

The one that's nearest!
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Postby Snakeon on Fri Oct 14, 2005 11:50 pm

Teuscher.....mmmm, smooth chocolaty heaven
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Postby fusiontortellini on Fri Oct 14, 2005 11:59 pm

Haven't had Teuscher's recently enough to remember it. I'll have to order some.

How did you manage not to eat your M&M's? I tried. I really did.
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Postby fusiontortellini on Sat Oct 15, 2005 12:24 am

Aaaah. Unfortunately, I am a better finder than anyone in my house is a hider. At least they're more alcoholics than chocoholics. So it's alll MINE!!! Bwah-hah-hah-hah-haaaaaaaah!!!
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