Theological Discourse

Submit your scriptural writings for inclusion in the Loose Canon, and your tales of ancient FSM Lore, as well as any other FSM-related writing you may have.

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Re: Theological Discourse

Postby Julius Aurora » Wed Mar 23, 2011 5:12 pm

Umm. . . . yes. :moon:
1. The cosmos is a gigantic flywheel making 10,000 revolutions a minute.
2. Man is a sick fly taking a dizzy ride on it.
3. Religion is the theory that the wheel was designed and set spinning to give him a ride.
- Henry Mencken

Diabolus fecit, ut id facerem!

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Re: Theological Discourse

Postby daftbeaker » Thu Mar 24, 2011 11:20 am

Ravi Oli wrote:^ & ^^ So you ladies are suggesting my fate is to continue in ever diminishing circles until I vanish completely up my own fundamental orifice?

Are you suggesting you're not there already? :whistle:

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Edd wrote:Are you asking us to outline the defining characteristics of a pirate? Let's ask daftbeaker and Qwerty...

No, No, No Nooooooo!

Then they'll come argue in circles, and this thread will get all boring and I'll have to go play word association or something!

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Re: Theological Discourse

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Mar 24, 2011 5:38 pm

I know Leo Da Vinci was Italian but.... what do you make of Jesus Last Supper? Is that Spaghetti and Meatballs?


daftbeaker wrote:Are you suggesting you're not there already?

Last thing I remember eating was S&M... you think I might have gone to meet :fsm_float: ?
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