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In search of the first Midget

Postby Snakeon on Thu Oct 13, 2005 11:17 am

In the interest of supplying scientific credence to what we already know to be true, I would like to propose that the midget created by Our Lord was not a deviation of Homo sapiens, but rather of independent genetic origin. More specifically, I would like to offer Homo floresiensis as a candidate for the chosen people. Not only were they small of stature, but were an island race as well, and by induction were obviously the first pirates.
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Postby Snakeon on Thu Oct 13, 2005 11:47 am

This has already been made holy. Looks like I need to catch up on my lore...
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Postby Rebellious Waffle on Fri Oct 21, 2005 11:27 am

I vote that the holy animals shall be the lungfish and the manatee.


Because lungfish are awesome, and manatees are nerds.
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Postby Sir Francis Drake on Mon Dec 05, 2005 1:06 pm

HOLY FSM!!! I'm having a revelation! Many years ago I knew a pair of fine gay ladies who went fishing and caught a purse which contained a wallet (empty but for a Peebles Charge Card bearing the name Helen Mintz) and a lungfish. They found this to be very important, but at the time I was , alas, too blind to see.

Might I now suggest that Helen Mintz be cannonized for giving up her purse to house one of FSM's holy totemic vessels? Whom do I see about this?
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Postby Sir Francis Drake on Mon Dec 05, 2005 1:49 pm

Thank you, oh blessed Aunt Dee Dee. Would it help to know that Helen Mintz was probably from the Baltimore area, and therefore theoretically may have called people "Hon"?
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Postby Sir Francis Drake on Tue Dec 06, 2005 11:43 am

Ut! Me memory failed me yesterday. Alas, I realized in the middle of the night that it was not a lungfish they caught, but a toadfish. My apologies.
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Postby Duke on Tue Dec 06, 2005 7:42 pm

Sir Francis Drake wrote:Ut! Me memory failed me yesterday. Alas, I realized in the middle of the night that it was not a lungfish they caught, but a toadfish. My apologies.


Almost as gross sounding as a lungfish, I say.

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Postby darren996 on Tue Dec 06, 2005 8:08 pm

Why do lungfish keep showing up in so many threads? When I was talking about lungfish I never saw them before. Now they are everywhere.
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Postby Duke on Tue Dec 06, 2005 11:09 pm

Darren996 wrote:Why do lungfish keep showing up in so many threads? When I was talking about lungfish I never saw them before. Now they are everywhere.


I have still never seen a lungfish, and I don't think I want to.


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Postby Sir Francis Drake on Wed Dec 07, 2005 12:18 pm

I would be most honored to be part of the Whatever-It-Was club and suggest we use the toadfish as our mascot, or mastiff, I forget which.
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Postby Sir Francis Drake on Wed Dec 07, 2005 12:24 pm

Here's some photos of lungfish, Darrell old demon:
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=I ... gle+Search
They're actually rather pretty, in a way.

Now, toadfish: http://www.chesapeakebay.net/info/toadfish.cfm! That's a face only a forgetful person could love.
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Postby Duke on Thu Dec 08, 2005 4:35 pm

Sir Francis Drake wrote:Here's some photos of lungfish, Darrell old demon:
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=I ... gle+Search
They're actually rather pretty, in a way.

Now, toadfish: http://www.chesapeakebay.net/info/toadfish.cfm! That's a face only a forgetful person could love.



Aww, I think they are kind of cute!

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Better than this ugly bloke.

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Postby Sir Francis Drake on Fri Dec 09, 2005 12:39 pm

Still, I can't for the life of me find a decent plush doll of either one of them to give me progeny for pastamas.
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Postby darren996 on Fri Dec 09, 2005 1:09 pm

Great FSM almighty! Those things are ugly! Thanks for the visual! :mrgreen:
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Postby Duke on Sat Dec 10, 2005 1:33 pm

Sir Francis Drake wrote:Still, I can't for the life of me find a decent plush doll of either one of them to give me progeny for pastamas.


I can relate! I was searching the stores for a stuffed toy of the top fish, but I was unable to find one! That cute visage... I just want to hug it!


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