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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Thu Oct 13, 2005 9:07 pm

yup, thats him. he defeated the spanish armada by sending out a few ships filled with gunpowder and set on fire. the spanyaird fled like geese.

btw, may i rent the space? how much is it?
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Postby teripie on Thu Oct 13, 2005 9:19 pm

I found out that Kieth Richards will not be in the next PoC. The Long John Silver actor was Robert Newton, an Aussie. And for what it's worth, Lancaster did all his own stunts in The Crimson Pirate. (Dunno why I feel I had to share that!)
More info on Newton and his pirateness can be found here: http://www.mooncove.com/newton/lines.htm
Check out some of his great pirate lines!
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Postby Solipsy on Fri Oct 14, 2005 10:20 pm

Qwertyuiopasd Qwerty,

The Council was hoping to get some cash for an endorsement from a Quill manufacturer or Parchment producer. You know, something along the lines of "I recommend brand-x Quills, for all your Scribing needs!"

I suppose if you could come up with fifty bucks a day into a Paypal account, it could say "Qwerty is the Coolest FSMist Dude on the Forum Boards!" until the Council gets a better offer. I'll check into it. Have your cash ready.
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Postby mikeyyc on Wed Nov 02, 2005 6:20 pm

I would have to nominate Errol Flynn. The original movie pirate.

Also, I would be amiss if I didn't nomitate Captain Morgan. Not only is he my avatar, his delicious namesake liquid would be flowing out of a side fissure of the Beer Volcano.

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Arr'dd Like to second, arrrr third

Postby NoOneOfConsequence on Mon Nov 07, 2005 9:33 am

Arrrr, I missed my chance to second Cary Elwes as my name-sake, the Dread Pirate Roberts. So I'll third him instead, but may he never be quartered.
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Postby betabox on Wed Nov 30, 2005 1:24 am

I would like to place into nomination my very favorite movie midgit, Angelo Rossitto. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0744441/

His 65-year career included at least 60 movies, including Tod Browning's 'Freaks,' 'The Corpse Vanishes,' with Bela Lugosi and Tristram Coffin, 'Hellzapoppin,' and 'Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome.'

He was on TV in (among other things) Gunsmoke, The Man From U.N.C.L.E., Baretta, and The Rockford Files.

There were bigger names in Hollywood, but few smaller actors. Billy Barty towered over him physically, and stood in his shadow theatrically.

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Postby His Colonel of Pasta on Sat Dec 10, 2005 4:27 pm

I say Jean Lafitte or Blackbeard. Both are the biggest influences on the pirateering community. There is a person on these forums somehow related to the famous New Orleans pirate, Jean Lafitte.

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Postby Lexi6124 on Fri Dec 30, 2005 3:27 am

I respectfully submit Michael J. Anderson as a fantastic and talented midget. Check out Carnivale on HBO (oh wait, it was cancelled). And Warwick Davis (Willow, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, etc.) Those are the two that I immediately thought of. And yes, I'm new so please take me under your fold of noodley-ness and share the love of the Monster. I promise to be an ardent devotee and to spread the Word!!
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Postby yodaman23 on Tue Feb 07, 2006 10:04 pm

Ok whose with me on this.. Alan Tudyk, he played steve the pirate in dodgeball and wash on firefly, he was basically a space pirate as well as a real one.
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Postby Alpaca on Tue Feb 07, 2006 10:26 pm

Well, while we're on this.... I might as well make my shameless plug.

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Postby Duke on Thu Feb 09, 2006 1:39 am

yodaman23 wrote:Ok whose with me on this.. Alan Tudyk, he played steve the pirate in dodgeball and wash on firefly, he was basically a space pirate as well as a real one.


Oh yeah! I loved him!

I have all of the Firefly episodes on my iPod, and I knew I recognized Wash from somewhere..............

Dodgeball seems to be a dorm movie hit. I swear I have seen that movie playing at least 8 times in the Commons.


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Postby Gruppenfuhrer on Fri Feb 10, 2006 3:33 pm

As well it should be shown, it is a great movie.
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Postby Duke on Sat Feb 11, 2006 5:18 pm

Mainly because of the pirate.


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Postby Gruppenfuhrer on Mon Feb 13, 2006 10:44 am

are you saying that you have a problem with library books
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Postby Gruppenfuhrer on Mon Feb 13, 2006 5:42 pm

either of you?
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