FSM Heaven discovered near the constellation Aquila?

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FSM Heaven discovered near the constellation Aquila?

Postby Long Gone McGruff » Mon Oct 10, 2005 7:43 pm

COLUMBUS, Ohio -- Using data collected by researchers at Ohio State University, astronomers have found vast quantities of pure alcohol in an interstellar cloud some 10,000 light years from Earth.

Scientists said the cloud, located near the constellation Aquila, contains enough alcohol to make 400 trillion trillion pints of beer.


http://researchnews.osu.edu/archive/beercld.htm

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Postby KidDirty » Mon Oct 10, 2005 8:41 pm

I like it!

Perhaps these are the vapors given off by the beer volcano!


This stuff should go into a scientific evidence category and collected for later investigation by the Enlightenment Institute.

FSM Lore is too broad. We need a real science forum!

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Postby Alohasoy » Mon Oct 10, 2005 8:43 pm

Maybe this new Forum would include the possible locations of "Creation" (Flores, Italy, Corvallis etc.)?

Someone should notify Bobby and/or Auntie Dee Dee of this idea.

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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Thu Oct 27, 2005 4:16 pm

wait, think of all the possiblities this brings up.

more beer found. if they bring it to earth, price of beer drops, as it is less rare.

thus people buy more beer, and people get much more drunk.

this COULD lead to bad laws like prohibition being de-repealed.

think of the horrors!

OR, we could get ourselves into that spacey place before anyone else, claim it as our own, delcare our independance from earth, and start getting tanked.

now we'll have to look for pasta in the heavens.
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