Fossil Evidence: The Early Midgits

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Fossil Evidence: The Early Midgits

Postby KidDirty on Mon Oct 10, 2005 3:14 am

Researchers have unearthed a population of small statured Hominids related to Homo erectus, on the Island of Flores.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2004/10/1027_041027_homo_floresiensis.html


Could this population be the descendants of the one midgit and the ever nagging spouse his Noodlyness created for him?

Other encouraging evidence is found here:

http://www.bali-travel-online.com/flores_island/flores_travel_directory.htm

Could 1.690m Mt. Kelimutu be the famed mountain our scripture speaks of? There appears to be a number of trees on and surrounding the mountain!

Currently no pirate regalia, booty, or related artifacts have been uncovered by researchers on the dig, but I feel positive that these will later be recovered.

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Dead sea Pasta jars

Postby black bart on Mon Oct 10, 2005 5:45 am

Tis almost as interesting as the recent discovery of the Dead Sea Pasta Jars what weren't discovered any where near the Dead Sea!

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Pirate Confirmation

Postby KidDirty on Mon Oct 10, 2005 8:26 pm

I have had to update this board because I have made an exciting discovery!

I proposed that the Indonesian Island of Flores might be the site of His creation of the Mountain, the trees, and the midgit!

We already have fossil evidence of midgits, photos of a mountain, and shitloads of trees, and now.................


This article shows that as late as last year, there were still pirates plundering in Indonesian waters!

http://www.csmonitor.com/2004/0318/p13s02-woap.html

Surely his Noodly Reach is great in this Sacred area, thus perpetuating the piracy!
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Postby Alohasoy on Mon Oct 10, 2005 8:28 pm

Whoa! I've heard several guesses of where the "Origin Spot" was, but this is the best I've heard yet!
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