Images of the FSM

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Images of the FSM

Postby chihuahua » Mon Aug 15, 2005 6:34 am

Please send in your images of the FSM. Photoshop and other forms of artistic license are encouraged.

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Images of FSM

Postby chihuahua » Mon Aug 15, 2005 6:40 am

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I want to believe

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Iconoclastic Scientists Believ in the FSM

Postby chihuahua » Mon Aug 15, 2005 7:25 am

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Postby Bird » Mon Aug 15, 2005 8:26 am

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greetings from The Netherlands :wink:

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Postby ElCapitanJerk » Mon Aug 15, 2005 9:18 am

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FSM resolves the chicken or the egg controversy

Postby chihuahua » Tue Aug 16, 2005 2:03 am

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Peace came upon the followers of FSM

Postby chihuahua » Tue Aug 16, 2005 5:44 pm

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In need of spaghetti and meatballs

Postby chihuahua » Tue Aug 16, 2005 6:41 pm

If anyone has a good photo of a plate of spaghetti and two meatballs please email me or post it. My son is a vegetarian and the meatballs are awfully hard to make with either tofu or total vegetable protein. Thanks much!!

As long as I'm actually writing something, I'd like to encourage everyone to submit their artwork. Please don't be daunted by Photoshop, it's really just a program. Sketch something with a pen or pencil and scan it into your computer and upload it to a free image hosting service like Image Shack. If you'd like more detailed instructions, click the BBCode link on the left for how to have an image appear on the Web.

Remember, the FSM smiles on everyone who tries to envision His Divine presence.
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All Inspiration Accepted

Postby chihuahua » Tue Aug 16, 2005 10:38 pm

If anyone has any ideas for illustrations of the FSM please post them. I could use the inspiration of one of you who has actually studied the FSM Bible extensively.

Oh, by the way I'm a devout Christian---so we're not all bad and some of us even think and laugh. Seriously though, in both the Old and the New Testament God never said what his image was. I remember that so clearly because when I was baptized Episcopalian, being a recovering Catholic, the female reverend told me I could think of God as "mother" instead of "father" (everyone's allowed their own concept of God but that one got me seriously ill---bad relationship with mom but I won't bore you).

I'm not defending any of the idiots I've read on this message board who posted offensive messages, but they'd still be idiots no matter what dogma they chose to drape their minds in.

& please!!!! post any ideas you'd like to see visualized. I can't guarantee the results but I'll give it an honest effort.

Thanks
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His noodlyness appears!

Postby atomicmutant » Wed Aug 17, 2005 9:45 am

This appeared to me the other day, and was posted under the thread "A FSM Miracle!!"

Enjoy!! He has since withered back into the void, and is no longer with me....

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A possible illustration for the first book of the FSM Bible

Postby chihuahua » Thu Aug 18, 2005 2:22 pm

.....After haven tasted from the forbidden sacred meatball, His Noodleyness cast Anthony and Sophia out of the Garden of Pasta into the Land of Antipasto.
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Insignia Concept

Postby chihuahua » Thu Aug 18, 2005 6:18 pm

Oops, didn't like the way the prior version came out on the internet. I had some trouble posting it, probably from some right-wing group of neo-cons hacking into my computer or something similar. Try this one, it's smaller and the colors are enhanced.
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Mas

Postby chihuahua » Fri Aug 19, 2005 12:21 am

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Excuse me, but there's absolutely nothing on television at all.
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FSM Zen

Postby chihuahua » Sat Aug 20, 2005 4:56 pm

Still searching for some sort of logo design. Anyone have any other ideas?
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Postby The Antipasto » Sat Aug 20, 2005 5:00 pm

I have discovered evidence of FSM-worship in ancient Egypt. This engraving depicts the Flying Spaghetti Monster blessing the pharoah Akhenaten and his wife Nefertiti, along with two smaller figures who are probably midgets. You can clearly see them being touched by His Noodly Appendages.

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I, for one, welcome our Flying Spaghetti Monster overlord.


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