Images of the FSM

[chihuahua]

Please send in your images of the FSM. Photoshop and other forms of artistic license are encouraged.

[chihuahua]

I want to believe

[chihuahua]

[Bird]

greetings from The Netherlands

[ElCapitanJerk]

[chihuahua]

[chihuahua]

[chihuahua]

If anyone has a good photo of a plate of spaghetti and two meatballs please email me or post it. My son is a vegetarian and the meatballs are awfully hard to make with either tofu or total vegetable protein. Thanks much!!

As long as I'm actually writing something, I'd like to encourage everyone to submit their artwork. Please don't be daunted by Photoshop, it's really just a program. Sketch something with a pen or pencil and scan it into your computer and upload it to a free image hosting service like Image Shack. If you'd like more detailed instructions, click the BBCode link on the left for how to have an image appear on the Web.

Remember, the FSM smiles on everyone who tries to envision His Divine presence.

[chihuahua]

If anyone has any ideas for illustrations of the FSM please post them. I could use the inspiration of one of you who has actually studied the FSM Bible extensively.

Oh, by the way I'm a devout Christian---so we're not all bad and some of us even think and laugh. Seriously though, in both the Old and the New Testament God never said what his image was. I remember that so clearly because when I was baptized Episcopalian, being a recovering Catholic, the female reverend told me I could think of God as "mother" instead of "father" (everyone's allowed their own concept of God but that one got me seriously ill---bad relationship with mom but I won't bore you).

I'm not defending any of the idiots I've read on this message board who posted offensive messages, but they'd still be idiots no matter what dogma they chose to drape their minds in.

& please!!!! post any ideas you'd like to see visualized. I can't guarantee the results but I'll give it an honest effort.

Thanks

[atomicmutant]

This appeared to me the other day, and was posted under the thread "A FSM Miracle!!"

Enjoy!! He has since withered back into the void, and is no longer with me....

[chihuahua]

.....After haven tasted from the forbidden sacred meatball, His Noodleyness cast Anthony and Sophia out of the Garden of Pasta into the Land of Antipasto.

[chihuahua]

Oops, didn't like the way the prior version came out on the internet. I had some trouble posting it, probably from some right-wing group of neo-cons hacking into my computer or something similar. Try this one, it's smaller and the colors are enhanced.

[chihuahua]

Excuse me, but there's absolutely nothing on television at all.

[chihuahua]

Still searching for some sort of logo design. Anyone have any other ideas?

[The Antipasto]

I have discovered evidence of FSM-worship in ancient Egypt. This engraving depicts the Flying Spaghetti Monster blessing the pharoah Akhenaten and his wife Nefertiti, along with two smaller figures who are probably midgets. You can clearly see them being touched by His Noodly Appendages.