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Postby Cardinal Queequeg on Mon Oct 03, 2005 11:46 pm

Greetings!

O.K., so you sinned and you're worried about being smitten.

Now you need some quick forgiveness.

Try the prayer described herein.

(For best results, wear your dress pirate regalia.)

1. Kneel on the floor, arms at your sides.

2. Raise your arms up to the sides, and keep going until your fingers touch over your head. As you raise your arms, say the first incantation, "Oh, wah."

3. Lower your arms back to your sides and say, "Tagu."

4. Raise your arms again, this time saying, "Siam."

5. Repeat this procedure faster and faster, and the FSM will surely forgive you, and may even contribute to your self-lnowledge.

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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Mon Oct 03, 2005 11:58 pm

i have fallen for this trick before, and shan't fall for it again.

although with OUR god's personality, you're probably right.

*starts chanting*
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Postby DaveL on Tue Oct 04, 2005 4:26 am

Hmmmm...

Wasn't that one of Bart Simpson's phone pranks:

I'm after Amanda Huggenkiss' 'Does anyone know Amanda Huggenkiss'
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Postby Solipsy on Tue Oct 04, 2005 6:47 pm

Truly Miraculous! I became airborne!

(Doing it while staring at DaveL's flashy avatar and while on soporific medication helps.)

p.s. I see Cardinal's cat = I laugh every time. I wish it would stop. The soporifics? I wonder....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Tue Oct 04, 2005 7:05 pm

yeah, sometimes a picture of a pet randomly comes out like that. i have a pic of my dog in which he is near the bottom with his mouth open, and he looks like he's growling, though i don't think he is.

but that picture of cardinal's is suspicously professional looking.
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