PervySageChuck wrote:I hope that I am posting this in the right place:
From the Sermon on the Mound of Parmesan:
And that most holy minister of FSMism, Pervy Sage Chuck, did regale the faithful with many bawdy stories of Pirates and Wenches and the consumption of vast amounts of Noodly Goodness, along with the imbibing of much Holy Rum when, amidst the telling of a particularly ribald (and highly unlikely) tale of the Sage's Piratical exploits with the fairer sex, a scientific detractor, (And agent of the Evil Lord Darwin), did cast doubt upon the True Faith in His Noodly Appendages and denied Ol' Pervy's drunken boasts of his sexual prowess, using his diabolical science to prove the impossibility of Minister Pervy's claims.
And the Pastafarians did succumb to a general malaise of spirit, with many proclaiming this scientific revelation to be: "A Complete Bummer!"
But Pervy Sage Chuck did successfully rebuke this scientist and he did restoreth the happiness of the occasion by referring to one of The Flying Spaghetti Monster's most famous and wisest of sayings:
"Let not the "FACTS" interfere with the telling of a good and entertaining story!"
And thus, again the faithful were touched by His Noodly Appendage (And by the drinking of large quantities of Holy Rum) and were thereby cheered and renewed in the benevolence of His Googly-Eyed Sight.
May Pasta always fill thy plate.
I, PpAdm Dechujoh64
, be one of da members of da council for da 2nd edition. and I declare dis da followin'.
Even tho' it be way past time to accept. I'm gonna bend da' rules and put dis up wit da council for a vote. Sense day all be scrambled wit da change of da mods and admins. Day other members of da council is gonna hav to be
wit dat. (Can ya please number it, tho', thank ya, chuck)
If ya can think of anyting more, Chuck, post it (wit numbers, tho')
and it maybe
May da Pasta be wit You