A FSM Miracle!!

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A FSM Miracle!!

Postby atomicmutant » Fri Aug 12, 2005 6:54 pm

Having only recently been touched by His Noodly Appendage,
I have been listening to and singing a lot of Pirate music. Today,
while preparing dinner, and heartily belting out a Yo Ho Ho or
two, I plopped my ritual dinner of spaghetti and meatballs onto
the plate, only to see HIS visage returning my gaze.

I am including a picture of this miraculous event.

Image


I am wondering if others have had a similar experience, or if this is
a one-of-a-kind EBAY type item? I swear if you stare at
this seemingly random lump of spaghetti long enough, you can
truly SEE Him.

I swear that this is a purely random event, and I wonder what
it could mean that He may be revealing himself to us in an
everyday sense?

I cannot confirm this, but to my eye, He may have even flown
slightly, to a height of .387mm, ever so briefly.

Also, being a new follower, I must ask, is it sacrilege to eat Him?
I am quite hungry.

See you at the beer volcano!

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Postby Oregano 3:16 » Sat Aug 13, 2005 3:16 am

Congratulations! His Noodly Appendage has touched you!
For Flying Spaghetti Monster so loved the world, that He gave his only begotten Sauce, that whosoever consume in Him should not famish, but have everlasting life.

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Postby Omnieiunium » Sat Aug 13, 2005 5:46 pm

I am amazed!! His Noodly Appendage has truly found you!!

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Postby GEH737 » Sun Aug 14, 2005 2:09 am

It's a miracle that should be shared by all! I suggest listing it on eBay with a link to FSM - the money could then be spent on spreading the "Good News"

RAmen,

George


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preservation may not be an option

Postby atomicmutant » Sun Aug 14, 2005 7:32 pm

His Noodlyness, in earthly form, is subject to the ravages of decay as we all are.

Unfortunately, the meatballs began a very quick decline into smellyness.

He has returned to the nether-noodle.

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Re: A FSM Miracle!!

Postby amenabletopasta » Tue Aug 16, 2005 4:22 pm

atomicmutant wrote:I am wondering if others have had a similar experience, or if this is
a one-of-a-kind EBAY type item? I swear if you stare at
this seemingly random lump of spaghetti long enough, you can
truly SEE Him.


Yarr! That's a beauty.

His likeness has been appearin' for centuries. 'Ere's an example of when He touched a shroud in Italy, the home of spaghetti. If ye be lookin' closely and squint a bit, ye should be able to see Him using His noodley appendage to touch a splodge that looks a bit like an eyebrow.

Image
Where we're from, the birds sing a pretty song, and there's always noodles in the air :fsm:

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Postby Smohg » Thu Aug 18, 2005 6:34 am

FSM has blessed you.
Glory and Praise to Flying Spaghetti Monster.

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Holy relic

Postby ajith » Fri Aug 19, 2005 1:39 am

Can I bid for it Ebay?
"May you be forever touched by His Noodly Appendage"

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I'm afraid.....

Postby atomicmutant » Wed Aug 24, 2005 8:08 pm

I'm sorry, but His Noodlyness faded from view shortly after the picture was taken. I was lucky to have had the time that I did......

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Postby Benedict » Thu Aug 25, 2005 6:34 am

I had a miracle myself the other night. I was suffering from a strange empty sensation in my stomach and was plagued by rumbling noises of unknown origin. I then sought solace in His divine form and consumed some spaghetti in sacrament to Him and I was cured! The empty feeling turned into a wonderful fullness and the unnatural rumblings ceased!

Praise be. Image

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Postby onlainari » Thu Aug 25, 2005 7:30 am

Well, I thought this to be pretty cool.

Playing this song after d/l it: What if God wanted pasta sauce, had itunes on random, next song, of the 1,000's I have (we're pirates, we share. Yarr.), was In Flames - Food for the Gods.

I just had to write that in. It's not funny, it's cool.
I am a Flying Spaghetti Monsterian. My God has Noodly Appendage. The reduction in pirates is the cause of global warming. With the exception of this line, this happens to be my sig in all the forums I've registered to.

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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Wed Sep 14, 2005 9:25 pm

i smell a false miracle

where did those eystalks come from? if you ask me, you made this false attempt of having a miracle in hopes to attain attention! may yoiu be cursed to ride the bus.

UNLESS you made the pasta, saw the image (minus eyestalks) and put eyestalks there to make it more obvoius or something. i dont WANT to belive this is a false miracle, i just want to be sure.

and if i am wrong, may i be forced to eat by the evil laws of atkins for a week (thursayd to thursday) as punishment.

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