An old thread about commandments, needs merged with current

[satyriasis]

Thanks Nudelus:)

[Nudelius]

Convernoodle works better for me since the Swedish equivelant would be konvernudla. Fancy workds like FSMiniation just wouldn't fly here. *smile* But.. I guess that's a tab bit what the FSM is alla about. The improv, the freshness and the feelig of being a part of something new and exciting.

Satyriasis: Let us know what happens....
((sat·y·ri·a·sis) (sat²[ibreve]-ri¢[schwa]-sis) [Gr. satyros satyr + -iasis] abnormal, excessive, insatiable sexual desire in the male. Cf. nymphomania.) This is pretty funny since I used the same nick a few years ago.. he he

[MusMusculus]

Taichi, hope you mean "Other gods may have DELEGATED Authority under FSM". For he is the Big Noodle up there.

The Doc

Arrr! That'd better be right. I be not bowin t' another god!

[YoureMyHiro]

While recently converting to the church of FSM I came to the conclusion that I do not have enough pirate power but with the strength of these commandments in mind I can find sanctuary.

[Ermintrude]

What about the zeroth command "You shall not be bound by the 11 comandment as his noodlyness could get saucy and change them all with his noodly appendage"

Stalking for 89%

[Tidepooler]

I think one commandment that is a necessity, is that never, under any circumstances should one take a sleeping pill and a laxative together on the same night.

[Ermintrude]

Remember intelligent design!
And so the FSM looked down on the state of the bed sheets and said “LET THERE BE PAMPERS (Or any other sort of market equivalent product - just in case the lawyers are watching, ehh Bobby )

895, 89%, 89% -- You know what I'm on about

[The Virgin Olive Oil]

Argh- someone beat me to it!

We have been working on our version as well.

I serve up to you our draft ( beer??)

1. "Thou shalt always serve salad before me."
2. "Thou shalt not make unto thee any gravy sauces,"

3. "Thou shalt not take the name of the FSM in vain;"
4. "Remember the dinner hour, to keep it holy."
5. "Honor thy father and thy mother's recipes:"
6. "Thou shalt not kill the sauce with too much garlic."
7. "Thou shalt not commit adultery unless you make enough for all "
8. "Thou shalt not steal your neighbors colanders or tomatoes ."
9. "Thou shalt not lie and claim canned is homemade."
10. "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house, nor anything that is thy neighbor's even if their cooking is better."


We need suggestoins to incorporate the priates. Suggestions welcome.

May Pizza be with you, Ramen,

Olive

[TheOne]

I am in agreeance with commandment 9. I believe sex is one of the ways to knowing wether or not she is worthing of joining you in the noodley gates above.

Arrr

[fusiontortellini]

I am in STRONG disagreement with commandment 5 -- "Honor thy father's and thy mother's recipes."
My father's favorite recipe involves Hormel Chili and a microwave. Which means everybody around him needs to take cover a few hours later.
My mother's cooking -- well, let's just say I'm the only one I know who LOVED college food.

And I think commandment 3 should be "Thou shalt not take the FSM's sacraments in vein."

[Nero S.]

And I think commandment 3 should be "Thou shalt not take the FSM's sacraments in vein."

Right. Or in the arteries for that matter.

[mrfrence]

I am in STRONG disagreement with commandment 5 -- "Honor thy father's and thy mother's recipes."
My father's favorite recipe involves Hormel Chili and a microwave. Which means everybody around him needs to take cover a few hours later.
My mother's cooking -- well, let's just say I'm the only one I know who LOVED college food.

And I think commandment 3 should be "Thou shalt not take the FSM's sacraments in vein."

hahahaha. on a related note, are things made with pasta good or are they considered "tainting the holy food?"

[Solipsy]

Holy (Pain in the Butt) Scribe Solipsy checking in on this thread. Locking it off, moving the bulk of it down to proposed scriptures, to be merged with the NOT COMMANDMENTS, SUGGESTIONS thread.

Thanks for the suggestions collected here. If any are near and dear to your heart, please check out what we've already got as adjudicated Canon in that thread, and since we are not going to have a set number, well take all into possible consideration for inclusion.

~s/s~

[Ieuan]

Ahoy Maties!!

As a recent convert to the church of the FSM I have a question that must be answered so I do not err; but I will Arrrr.

When preparing His Noodliness may I throw an appendage against the wall to see if it sticks or is this sacrilege?