He has brought upon me this holiest of divine revelations:
According to science, a â€big bangâ€ created the universe, and then also our planet and solar-system. Also, the chances of the â€œbig bangâ€ to create life, was very small. But it did. Itâ€™s said that the possibility of life developing from the â€œbig bangâ€ is just as great as if a hurricane would build Buckingham Palace out of a junkyard. But it certainly did. And so, the possibilities of the â€œbig bangâ€ creating a Flying Spaghetti Monster would be just as realistic, wouldnâ€™t it? The â€œbig bangâ€ picked up, accidentally, the things needed to create Pasta, and mixed it in during creation of what we call â€œlifeâ€. And so, during enormous explosions of cosmic forces, the â€œbig bangâ€ transformed itâ€™s almightiness into a Flying Spaghetti Monster.