HOW JESUS GOT HERE

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HOW JESUS GOT HERE

Postby joybaby08 on Sat Apr 18, 2009 6:52 am

i think that the great FSM stuck one of his noodles in mary, squirted some sauce, and that is how jesus came about. there is no man or sperm that made him.just spaghetti and sauce. :evilgrin:
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Re: HOW JESUS GOT HERE

Postby Cardinal Fang on Sat Apr 18, 2009 7:06 am

Im not sure that's helpful.

However... isn't that prize of 1000 packets of ramen till open?

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Re: HOW JESUS GOT HERE

Postby Andrey Kurtenkov on Sat Apr 18, 2009 1:08 pm

joybaby08 wrote:...squirted some sauce...
It had to be very special sexy sauce that makes us totally unable to control our great love to the FSM.
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Re: HOW JESUS GOT HERE

Postby Monobaz on Mon Oct 13, 2014 9:11 pm

The Christian deity having his evil way with an earthly woman is perhaps the single-most insidious concept in the entire book.
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Re: HOW JESUS GOT HERE

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Oct 14, 2014 4:33 am

Monobaz wrote:The Christian deity having his evil way with an earthly woman is perhaps the single-most insidious concept in the entire book.
Meh - the idea was nicked from half a dozen other religions / mythologies: Zeus taking the form of a bull, then abducting and raping Europa? Odin wandering around Midgard impregnating mortal women? There are plenty of other stories out there with the same theme.

In less well-educated times, this could have been another example of 'divine intervention': Story from the Scottish Daily Record.
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