Loose Canon - The Wisdom of NYBB

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Re: Loose Canon - The Wisdom of NYBB

Postby black bart on Tue Apr 14, 2009 7:29 am

Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:now i onna qwest fur a beeyootee faux budderfly .
i has dis luvaly fowler as bate !
but foist i poit sum pollen on me pistil .


Arrr, does ye mean summat loik this:

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The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: Loose Canon - The Wisdom of NYBB

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Fri May 08, 2009 8:02 pm

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Wut rilly hapns to th dino sorrys is they wanna fite the dreddid Nef Yoo BB an thay dies bcaus Nef Yoo is the strongst, souperrist, meenst, strongst, pyret an he kills alluva dino sorrys caus they trie t’ taek miy lolly :annoyed: :furious: :annoyed: :annoyed: :antipasta: :antipasta:


Oooobeekeedd, rr yu mie cuzzin?? Aye wuz trapt inna bilge but I iskaapd.

Rrrr u trapt in th meesteree vann?

I’s hep u iskape fer a lolly, but I dontt like ooby snax :barf:


Psssss breeng dafnee wit ye
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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Re: Loose Canon - The Wisdom of NYBB

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Tue Jul 31, 2012 4:16 am

Hokay rrrrrrrrrr i fynalee haz anuvver wisdim '
ummmm an affarr i rowd alla beesttees an alla kritter wot be yummy fer ta et an den poit alla plants an ebem tha yukky beets an yukky eigplant an tha yukky bidder mellin an yulky bussil spouts!
An i sayd i sayd i sayd ANTI TWISSY OI COMAN YE TA FIX ME SUPPARRrrrrrr
....But din tha wench giyyed all hot boderd an
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