Apastal: Bobby Henderson.
Apastasy/Apastate/Apastatize : Having to do with loosing faith in FSM (
Couscous al Dente: Moorish 14th Century Pastafarian .
Gnoah: Arktypical (aarghtypical ?) Pastafarian/Pirate and noted zoophile. Sailor of the Pirasea.
Pirasea: Vast primordial ocean (corollary for Gwandanaland) dotted by a multitude of aarghipelagoes .
Pirate: An irrational number (c 3.1416) used to calculate the speed of the expanding girth of a Pirate on a high calorie beer & pasta diet. (OK, that's kind of lame...)