I would like to propose that FSM, in His Noodly Greatness, is highly offended by people who marry other people with the same eye color. It is an affront to the great diversity which He saw fit to create in His partially inebriated state. Thus we may propose that marraige between two people of the same eye color is an abomination, and demand that the constitutions of many states be changed to reflect our religious views.
(I apologize if this is a repeat post. I've been going back and forth with a fundie over Cal. Prop 8, and it strikes me that this is the kind of thing FSM would have an opinion on, and the boards are somewhat byzantine.)
Pesto be with you always!
Proof of FSM's Greatness:
"Flying Spaghetti Monster" has thousands, if not dozens, of Spaghetigrams.
"God" has but one: Dog.