Might I suggest we take over Star Wars Day (May 4th) in the same way that the xtians took over pagan festivals like Saturnalia and Eostre. It's an excuse for dressing up, plus it's a feeble joke and I get the feeling her noodliness likes puns
All things scabbed and ulcerous,
All pox both great and small,
Putrid, foul and gangrenous,
The Lord God made them all.