Loose Canon - The Wisdom of NYBB

[black bart]

now i onna qwest fur a beeyootee faux budderfly .
i has dis luvaly fowler as bate !
but foist i poit sum pollen on me pistil .

Arrr, does ye mean summat loik this:

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

Wut rilly hapns to th dino sorrys is they wanna fite the dreddid Nef Yoo BB an thay dies bcaus Nef Yoo is the strongst, souperrist, meenst, strongst, pyret an he kills alluva dino sorrys caus they trie t’ taek miy lolly


Oooobeekeedd, rr yu mie cuzzin?? Aye wuz trapt inna bilge but I iskaapd.

Rrrr u trapt in th meesteree vann?

I’s hep u iskape fer a lolly, but I dontt like ooby snax


Psssss breeng dafnee wit ye

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

Hokay rrrrrrrrrr i fynalee haz anuvver wisdim '
ummmm an affarr i rowd alla beesttees an alla kritter wot be yummy fer ta et an den poit alla plants an ebem tha yukky beets an yukky eigplant an tha yukky bidder mellin an yulky bussil spouts!
An i sayd i sayd i sayd ANTI TWISSY OI COMAN YE TA FIX ME SUPPARRrrrrrr
....But din tha wench giyyed all hot boderd an
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