Flyin' Dirty (a parody of Chamillionaire's Ridin')

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Flyin' Dirty (a parody of Chamillionaire's Ridin')

Postby Moral Minority on Fri Aug 17, 2007 1:52 pm

Flyin' Dirty by Flying Spaghetti Monster feat. Lucifer
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They see me floatin'
They hatin'
They chantin' an tryin' to catch me flyin' dirty
Tryin' to catch me flyin' dirty
Tryin' to catch me flyin' dirty
Tryin' to catch me flyin' dirty
Tryin' to catch me flyin' dirty
My meatballs so big
I'm groovin'
They hopin' that they gon' catch me flyin' dirty
Tryin to catch me flyin' dirty
Tryin to catch me flyin' dirty
Tryin to catch me flyin' dirty
Tryin to catch me flyin' dirty

[Verse 1 - FSM]
Christfags think they can see me float
I'm a god so it ain't easy not to gloat
Flyin' naked, don' wear a coat
Captain Mosey sacrificed a goat
Made the world in a drunken haze
Gettin all you mortals dazed
Pirates went into a craze
Now we in the non-theist phase
Spread the good word out of Kansas and the Caribian
Just tryin' to get wroshiped, don' wanna no holy war
My children all drive green cars
Hare Krishna tryin' to put me behind bars
Pasta boiling over to the maximum
Ravioli rainin over some pirate chum
But we packin somethin that what we have fo um
Pirates we gotta get drunk on rum
Pirate ship goes to heaven
Beer and strippers, yes we have em
Intelligent design is bullshit, yo
Unintelligent FTW, dawg
This is my world. Stop pollutin'
FSM don' appreciate cop shootin'
Though fell free to keep on cruisin
Hated in every city 'cept Memphis, but I ain't losin.


They see me floatin'
They hatin'
They chantin' an tryin' to catch me flyin' dirty
Tryin' to catch me flyin' dirty
Tryin' to catch me flyin' dirty
Tryin' to catch me flyin' dirty
Tryin' to catch me flyin' dirty
My meatballs so big
I'm groovin'
They hopin' that they gon' catch me flyin' dirty
Tryin to catch me flyin' dirty
Tryin to catch me flyin' dirty
Tryin to catch me flyin' dirty
Tryin to catch me flyin' dirty

[Verse 2 - Lucifer]
I been drinkin and smokin stealin' souls cause a brother can't focus
I gotta get to hell 'fore the angels scope this
big ol Excursion swerving all up in the livin world
Nigga been signin on that contract with me
bagged Dr. Faustus now I shout with glee
Cast from grace cuz I'm smart and shit
But I run shit down here, we livin like we ain't givin a fuck
I got a pitchfork in my right hand, sulphur on my lap cookin' my balls
I don' give a shit I pwn you all
Comin pretty deep, me and my dawgz, y'all
I gotta get to Limbo
Dante be lookin' for his bimbo
some cracker call me boy Jimbo
Pop Pop I cap his ass with my deadly eye
With no regards for the word I dodge em like fuck em all
But I won't get caught up and brought up to be excorcised.
Keep a dog in hell, he be doin' well, don't you dare tell, I call him Samael
We could kill you, but this is what we prefer
Floatin Pasta and Lucifer

They see me floatin'
They hatin'
They chantin' an tryin' to catch me flyin' dirty
Tryin' to catch me flyin' dirty
Tryin' to catch me flyin' dirty
Tryin' to catch me flyin' dirty
Tryin' to catch me flyin' dirty
My meatballs so big
I'm groovin'
They hopin' that they gon' catch me flyin' dirty
Tryin to catch me flyin' dirty
Tryin to catch me flyin' dirty
Tryin to catch me flyin' dirty
Tryin to catch me flyin' dirty
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Postby Dan(da haole guy) on Sat Aug 25, 2007 11:10 pm

RAmen...i think..remind me not to look up if dat guy be flyin' local-like, ya? :? ..thanks..
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