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Lasagna

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Fri Aug 10, 2007 2:16 pm

Lasagna by Wierd Al should count as a hymn for us. It's just a song about lasagna.


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La-la-la-la-lasagna
You want-a some-a lasagna magnifico
Or a-maybe spaghetti
Ay, you supper's a-ready now, where you go
Mama mia bambino
Mama mia bambino, 'samatta you
'Samatta you, 'samatta you

You should-a taste my lasagna
Ay, you no like-a lasagna
That's okay too
How about-a calzone
Some-a nice minestrone, ats good for you
Have-a some marinara
Have-a some marinara, I know-a you like
I know-a you like, I know-a you like

La-lasagna
La-lasagna
La-lasagna

Would you like some-a zucchini
Or-a my homemade linguini, it's hard to beat
Have-a more fettuccini
Ay, you getting too skinny, you gotta to eat
Ay, mange, mange

(gargling)

Ay, you-a pass the lasagna
A-don't you get any on ya, you sloppy pig
Have-a more ravioli
You-a get roly poly, a-nice and-a big
Like you cousin Luigi
Luigi, Luigi, capisce paisan
Capisce paisan, capisce paisan

La-lasagna
La-lasagna
La-lasagna
La-lasagna

Hey
Hey

(laughing)
--Zankou II

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Postby Dan(da haole guy) on Fri Aug 10, 2007 10:48 pm

Aloha, Zankou 2.0...what's the tune/song he's parodying?
KAULANA NA PUA A'O FSM..HANO HANO..FSM NO KA OI..
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Postby Grim Squeaker on Sat Aug 11, 2007 3:13 am

“I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.â€￾
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Sat Aug 11, 2007 10:44 am

Yeah, probably should have mentioned that.....
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