Pasta Sauce (Hallelujah by Lenard Cohen)

[SauceBeUponYe]

To be sung to the tune of Lenard Cohen's Hallelujah.

Now I've heard there was a secret sauce
That Italians made, and it pleased the Lord
But you don't really care for pasta, do you?
It tastes like this
The spice, so nice
The tomato paste, the onion slice
The sacred chefs composing Pasta Sauce

Pasta Sauce
Pasta Sauce
Pasta Sauce
Pasta Sauce

Your sauce was strong but you needed pasta
You saw it cooking in the water
Its beauty and the moonlight overthrew you
You tied it
To the Pasta Sauce
You ate your meal, by twirling spaghetti
Not cutting it, as others eat their Pasta

Pasta Sauce
Pasta Sauce
Pasta Sauce
Pasta Sauce

You say I took the sauce in vain
I don't even know the name
But if I did, well really, sauce be to you
There's a blaze of light
In every stove
It doesn't matter which type you chose
So long as it’s a holy Pasta Sauce

Pasta Sauce
Pasta Sauce
Pasta Sauce
Pasta Sauce

It tasted best with a pinch of salt
That recipe I couldn’t fault
I've told the truth, I only came to feed you.
And even though
It tastes so good
I'll stand before His Noodly Appendages
With nothing on my tongue but Pasta Sauce

Pasta Sauce
Pasta Sauce
Pasta Sauce
Pasta Sauce

[xinjinbei]

With nothing on my tongue but Pasta Sauce

not even pasta?

[darlene]

Oh, please someone record this one!

I love Leonard Cohen. "Famous Blue Raincoat" is one of my all time favorite songs. I have seen The Man himself in concert. He wrote "Chelsa Hotel" for Janis. Nick Cave singing "I'm Your Man" almost makes me orgasm.

But to tell the truth, it got to the point where every darn TV I watch (I watch a lot) would play Hallelujah in the background at some dramatic moment in the show. So much so that I started thinking that if I heard Hallelujah one more time I was gonna puke.

[Tronlet]

Oh. My. Flying. Spaghetti. Monster. This is so amazing. You have talent.

[Clifford]

Mmmmm the Pasta Sauce chorus doesn't really sound right but it's good

[Nahmala]

It's awesome! Great job.