We only practiced that song four times before recording it, so forgive the musician error.
Now I, vocalist and guitar player Bijhan Al-Attack, come to the people of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster for help! Please write us a ballad worthy of Him, so that we may sing the praises of the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
Your mission: to write a song about how wonderful the Flying Spaghetti Monster and Pirates are so that The Pastafarians can perform and record it! By submitting it, you relinquish ownership and rights to any royalties (because there is no way three broke-ass teenagers could pay royalties) but you will receive credit for writing the song every time we publish a recording of it, and every time we perform it live.
So come on, spread His glory and help us ROCK OUT!

