Hail the F-S-M

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Hail the F-S-M

Postby Pirate Priest on Wed Jul 12, 2006 3:59 am

I sail all day I drink all night
Hell I drink all daaay toooooo
I make whoopie with my wench
Fix the ship with a wrench, then open up some Raguuuue

Hail the F-S-M for this wonderful life
I got grog, wenches, and no nagging wife
His noodly appendage touches my head
Holds me down, as I am fed

I sail all day, eat pasta all night
Hell I eat pasta all daaay toooooo
I talk to my parrot he says "hello"
I say "Arrrrgh I love you"

Hail the F-S-M for this wonderful life
I got grog, wenches, and no nagging wife
His noodly appendage guides my way
That's how I make it through every day!

RAmen!
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Postby bozobrain24 on Wed Jul 12, 2006 9:53 am

"Arrrrgh I love you" :cry:

That really moved me...

Nice job!
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Postby I Just Like Pirates on Sat Aug 19, 2006 4:25 am

i agree with bozobrain, that part warms my heart, it really shows the love a pirate and his parrot share :( i need to get a parrot
I'm just in it for the pirate garb.
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Postby Pirate Priest on Sat Sep 16, 2006 4:12 am

I re-did the hymn, made it a little longer, AND wrote music and junk for it, sung in piratespeak. You can check it out on mymusicspace, http://www.myspace.com/lampgt11yl3l2

here's the new and improved lyrics:

I sail all day I drink all night
Hell I drink all daaay toooooo
I make whoopie with my wench
Fix the ship with a wrench, then open up some Raguuuue

Hail the F-S-M for this wonderful life
I got grog, wenches, and no nagging wife
His noodly appendage touches my head
Holds me down, as I am fed

I sail all day, give candy all night
Hell, I give candy all daaaay tooooo.
I dress like a Pirate for Halloween
So my Pastafarian faith doesn't go unseen.

Hail the F-S-M for this wonderful life
I got grog, wenches, and no nagging wife
His noodly appendage touches midgets more
That's probably why their closer to the floor

I sail all day, I pillage all night
Hell I pillage all daaay toooo
I steal from the rich and give to the poor
So that the F-S-M will love me more

hail the F-S-M for this wonderful life
I got grog wenches and no nagging wife
His noodly appendage gave me too much grog
In the morning we awoke, beached in a bog

I sail all day, I swashbuckle all night
Hell I swashbuckle all daaay toooo
I dress in pirate garb to keep tempratures down
So all the cute polar bears will not drown

hail the F-S-M for this wonderful life
I got grog, wenches, and no nagging wife
His noodly appendage keeps away the FBI
So I can Pirate music while getting shuteye

I sail all day, hunt treasure all night
Hell I hunt treasure all daaay tooooo
Some of my crew may be gay
But the F-S-M loves them anyway

hail the F-S-M for this wonderful life
I got grog, wenches and no nagging wife
His noodly appendage made a stripper factory
and a beer volcano that fills me with glee

I sail all day, eat pasta all night
Hell I eat pasta all daaay toooooo
I talk to my parrot he says "hello"
I say "Arrrrgh I love you"

Hail the F-S-M for this wonderful life
I got grog, wenches, and no nagging wife
His noodly appendage guides my way
That's how I make it through every day!
DAMN YOU NOAH, DAMN YOU TO THE ICEY PITS OF ANTARCTICA
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