Here's a pop song dedicated to those seeking his noodly appendage, made by the bunkbeds. http://soundclick.com/share?songid=5734205
Lyrics:
i lived the life of a non believer
i was agnostic for a while
then saw the light in atheism
sittin' on the fence just aint my style
then i was touched (he was touched)
by his noodly appendage
it really took me by surprise
when i was touched (he was touched)
by his noodly appendage
i see the world through different eyes
i got a patch and a stripey jumper
and set sail on the seven seas
i'm gonna end this global warming
inclement weather and tsunamis
cos i was touched (he was touched)
by his noodly appendage
it really opened up my eyes
when i was touched (he was touched)
by his noodly appendage
i'll be a pirate til i die
i'm in the church of the flying spaghetti monster
i'm pastafarian through and through
i'm in the church of the flying spaghetti monster
i'm pastafarian
what are you?


