Ah yes, the E. Coli plush. We've seen this one around. I theorize that it may be subtle recognition of the One True Creator by these geeks, or perhaps they are unknowing servants of His Noodliness by marketing this plush.
"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."