What type of meat are His Meatballs made of?

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What type of meat are His Meatballs made of?

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What type of meat are His Meatballs made of?

Postby thegoddessofbob on Wed Jan 24, 2007 7:49 pm

I thought of this after reading the other thread about meat.
My vote is for tofu.
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Postby hexhunter on Wed Jan 24, 2007 8:53 pm

Where's Quorn? :)
I've only eaten fish Tofu, so i dont know what it's like in meatball form...

I think they are probably only a hologram, mabye a representation of his creations, like the sun, the earth, the wheel, footballs, mallteasers, eyeballs and - hmmm, what else is round???

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Postby NeoDude on Thu Jan 25, 2007 3:38 am

It's gotta be beef surely. The clue is in the name... meatball, they are not called meatsubstituteballs are they? :mrgreen:
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Postby Jean Bart on Thu Jan 25, 2007 8:10 am

Nope, it's human. Fundie meat, most of it :fsm_rock:
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Postby Antipaladin on Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:10 pm

It's the meat of the truth, enlightenment, and knowledge. His meat is the concentrated force of all the power in the universe.
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Postby EarthRise on Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:37 pm

Meat of His creations, wouldn't you say. He drew from His own body to create the human.
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
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