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Postby Cuddly_Carpy on Wed Jan 24, 2007 2:13 pm

Set up a website getting people to say they'll write "pastafarianism" in the other box under "religion" on the next census, then if you get over 500,000 people who do it (or something like that) then it'll be an official religion of Britain

like Jedi now is (i think... over 500,000 people claimed to have put Jedi on it last time but i don't really know where to get the info unless i wanna pay for the it, and i'm not going to do that)
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Postby scottvd1 on Wed Jan 24, 2007 3:11 pm

what do you mean? neodude that is? i am a proud atheist. plus christians have a huge amount of power!
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Postby NeoDude on Wed Jan 24, 2007 3:37 pm

scottvd1 wrote:what do you mean? neodude that is? i am a proud atheist. plus christians have a huge amount of power!


You've totally lost me dude. I called you a "believer" as in a believer of FSMism. I think you need to chill dude, or else you'll never see that beer volcano. May your noodles be soft and your sauce meaty, RAmen. :fsm_float:
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Postby scottvd1 on Wed Jan 24, 2007 5:19 pm

my bad. sorry.
i just get touchy about being called a christian, i have been mistaken for my whole life
Thou shalt give equal worth to tragedies that occur in non-English speaking countries as to those that occur in English-speaking countries
Thou shalt not pimp my ride
Thou shalt not quote me happy
Thou shalt not shake it like a Polaroid picture
Thou shalt not wish your girlfriend was a freak like me
Thou shalt spell the word Pheonix p-h-e-o-n-i-x, not p-h-o-e-n-i-x, regardless of what the Oxford English Dictionary tells you
Thou shalt think for yourselves
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Postby MPTrooper on Wed Jan 24, 2007 7:06 pm

I'm being ignored here! It hurts my feelings...

What power do we humble Christians (it's a proper noun, it gets capitalized.) wield?
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Postby EarthRise on Wed Jan 24, 2007 7:09 pm

MPTrooper wrote:I'm being ignored here! It hurts my feelings...

What power do we humble Christians (it's a proper noun, it gets capitalized.) wield?


Just the largest organization in the world, popularly known as the Roman Catholic church :D .

Not ignored! *poke poke* See? No ignoring here! *poke*
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Postby MPTrooper on Wed Jan 24, 2007 7:11 pm

So? It's not like the RCC has it's own nation!

Just a city state! :)
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Postby EarthRise on Wed Jan 24, 2007 7:22 pm

Whine whine whine. Just a city state and tons of money, yo. The Jedi religion gets Coruscant, Scientologists get Teegeeack, Jews get Israel, RC gets the Vatican and 1/2 the world's population, etc.

If you want more, talk to the Scientologists. They're the ones who apparently are getting into everything :) .
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Postby NeoDude on Thu Jan 25, 2007 3:37 am

But we get beer volcanoes and stripper factories!!!!

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Postby scottvd1 on Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:51 pm

we win. and christians wieled a a huge amount of power.
Thou shalt give equal worth to tragedies that occur in non-English speaking countries as to those that occur in English-speaking countries
Thou shalt not pimp my ride
Thou shalt not quote me happy
Thou shalt not shake it like a Polaroid picture
Thou shalt not wish your girlfriend was a freak like me
Thou shalt spell the word Pheonix p-h-e-o-n-i-x, not p-h-o-e-n-i-x, regardless of what the Oxford English Dictionary tells you
Thou shalt think for yourselves
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Postby MPTrooper on Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:34 pm

I get eternal bliss and happiness when I die.
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Postby EarthRise on Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:38 pm

MPTrooper wrote:I get eternal bliss and happiness when I die.


Isn't that the same thing as "a beer volcano and a stripper factory"? :D
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Postby MPTrooper on Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:46 pm

No. I'd imagin you would get board with fake titties and beer all the time.
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Postby scottvd1 on Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:46 pm

i pick strippers and beer over a old man and a bunch a angels
Thou shalt give equal worth to tragedies that occur in non-English speaking countries as to those that occur in English-speaking countries
Thou shalt not pimp my ride
Thou shalt not quote me happy
Thou shalt not shake it like a Polaroid picture
Thou shalt not wish your girlfriend was a freak like me
Thou shalt spell the word Pheonix p-h-e-o-n-i-x, not p-h-o-e-n-i-x, regardless of what the Oxford English Dictionary tells you
Thou shalt think for yourselves
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Postby MPTrooper on Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:52 pm

Who said anything about old men and angels? I said eternal Bliss and happiness.
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