The relation between Pirates and the FSM should be more than proven when one glances at the Davy Jones figure. Tentacles? More like a biological imitation of pasta. That man is the FSM's work, albeit with the prejudicial twist of making him, ya know, a complete douchebag.
Praise to the FSM.
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.