Noodles need cooking

[EarthRise]

So a question, which may invoke debates of infinite regress and the cause-effect relationship of the universe:

His Noodliness is obviously a very flexible variety of noodle with his interspersed meatballs. However, we know pasta to be, by nature, hard and unyielding when in its uncooked form.

I pose the following question: Because pasta is usually present in a rigid state, does this not mean that there would have been a Great Chef who would have needed to cook His Noodliness into His present form, from the proto-FSM being that was essentially a clump of hard noodles?

[Cuddly_Carpy]

Fresh pasta is floppy....

[EarthRise]

But does it not harden?

Or am I just unfamiliar with the process?

In any case, is His Noodliness cooked or raw?

[chirs3]

Perhaps he started out rigid, but then took a relaxing dip in the Beer Volcano, which cooked him into his present, noodly form.

And made him beer flavored.

[Fubie]

Pasta is dried. Our Lord is fresh as the day he came into being and can never let the mundaness of mere life, which He himself has created, turn Himself brittle. Take lesson from the mighty noodle lord, all hail.