Noodles need cooking

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Noodles need cooking

Postby EarthRise » Fri Dec 29, 2006 11:43 pm

So a question, which may invoke debates of infinite regress and the cause-effect relationship of the universe:

His Noodliness is obviously a very flexible variety of noodle with his interspersed meatballs. However, we know pasta to be, by nature, hard and unyielding when in its uncooked form.

I pose the following question: Because pasta is usually present in a rigid state, does this not mean that there would have been a Great Chef who would have needed to cook His Noodliness into His present form, from the proto-FSM being that was essentially a clump of hard noodles?
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Postby Cuddly_Carpy » Sat Dec 30, 2006 9:54 am

Fresh pasta is floppy....
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Postby EarthRise » Sat Dec 30, 2006 3:13 pm

But does it not harden?

Or am I just unfamiliar with the process?

In any case, is His Noodliness cooked or raw?
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
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Postby chirs3 » Sun Dec 31, 2006 3:52 am

Perhaps he started out rigid, but then took a relaxing dip in the Beer Volcano, which cooked him into his present, noodly form.

And made him beer flavored.

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Postby Fubie » Fri Jan 05, 2007 5:37 pm

Pasta is dried. Our Lord is fresh as the day he came into being and can never let the mundaness of mere life, which He himself has created, turn Himself brittle. Take lesson from the mighty noodle lord, all hail.
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