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FSM being spread around my high school by christian zealots

Postby weefolk » Fri Dec 15, 2006 10:29 pm

Today in school a couple of my friends basically started a religious debate with me... christians vs pastafarian... about whose religion makes more sense. I never once told them that God doesn't exist (because after all, we're tolerant) but I did bring up some good points such as "well, who created God?" and "So, you worship him because he came back from the dead... that means he's a zombie. You realize that, right?"
All day, they must've been spreading the word that I worship the FSM because I got asked about it a lot.

I also made a sign that I put on my locker. It sums up pastafarianism pretty well.
here it is
Tomorrow I'm gonna drop off a couple brochures down by a store near my house.

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Postby MPTrooper » Sat Dec 16, 2006 12:23 am

Becareful. Highschool is full of teenagers.

Teenagers are full of stupid.

Stupid makes people do dumb things

Dumb things involve beating up kids who threaten the belives of other kids.


In all honesty just be careful. I'm ashamed to admit it but I was guilty of being very intolerent when I was in Highschool. The atheist in my school had a hard time at it, hopefully you don't go through the same thing.

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Postby weefolk » Sat Dec 16, 2006 12:51 am

so far most of the people who have asked me about it were just interested, not intolerant.

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Postby St John the Blasphemist » Sat Dec 16, 2006 1:21 am

You should add the pirate/global warming graph too.

Also, a lot of the times that I've mentioned the stripper factory, I've found that soap-box males who think they speak for the entire female population call me sexist & degrading to women (for some reason women never make this accusation), so I have to quickly add that male strippers are also manufactured there.

That usually shuts them up.

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Postby weefolk » Sat Dec 16, 2006 1:27 am

Oh yeah... I should put that on the sign. The main reason I made the sign is because I already had the graph on my locker and people would see it and get really confused. I hung the sign right above the graph.
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Postby KidDirty » Sat Dec 16, 2006 5:22 am

MPTrooper wrote:In all honesty just be careful. I'm ashamed to admit it but I was guilty of being very intolerent when I was in Highschool. The atheist in my school had a hard time at it, hopefully you don't go through the same thing.


Yeah, he used to beat people up for their religious ideaologies, but he's moved past that. Now that he's a cop he can beat people indiscriminantly, and have no worries about religious oppression!

GO team!
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Postby MPTrooper » Sat Dec 16, 2006 8:21 am

Bah, if you must know a kid started protesting against a Christian Youth Group. He got beat up for it and I ignored it. After all I figured, It's not my problem and that and he deserved what he got.

I'm not proud of it.

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Postby Duke » Mon Dec 18, 2006 3:25 am

Perhaps your friends did not fully understand one of the more important parts of Pastafarianism: That it's a parody. An error more than a few people make, I'm afraid


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Re: FSM being spread around my high school by christian zeal

Postby skittlesandmnms » Sat Jan 20, 2007 1:27 am

weefolk wrote:Today in school a couple of my friends basically started a religious debate with me... christians vs pastafarian... about whose religion makes more sense. I never once told them that God doesn't exist (because after all, we're tolerant) but I did bring up some good points such as "well, who created God?" and "So, you worship him because he came back from the dead... that means he's a zombie. You realize that, right?"
All day, they must've been spreading the word that I worship the FSM because I got asked about it a lot.

I also made a sign that I put on my locker. It sums up pastafarianism pretty well.
here it is
Tomorrow I'm gonna drop off a couple brochures down by a store near my house.


this is really informative, would you mind if i printed this up and put it on my locker?
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Re: FSM being spread around my high school by christian zeal

Postby weefolk » Sat Jan 20, 2007 1:31 am

skittlesandmnms wrote:
weefolk wrote:Today in school a couple of my friends basically started a religious debate with me... christians vs pastafarian... about whose religion makes more sense. I never once told them that God doesn't exist (because after all, we're tolerant) but I did bring up some good points such as "well, who created God?" and "So, you worship him because he came back from the dead... that means he's a zombie. You realize that, right?"
All day, they must've been spreading the word that I worship the FSM because I got asked about it a lot.

I also made a sign that I put on my locker. It sums up pastafarianism pretty well.
here it is
Tomorrow I'm gonna drop off a couple brochures down by a store near my house.


this is really informative, would you mind if i printed this up and put it on my locker?

go for it

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Postby skittlesandmnms » Sat Jan 20, 2007 11:19 pm

thanks man. id love to help others learn about this.
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Postby Cuddly_Carpy » Sun Jan 21, 2007 2:46 pm

Most of my friends think that FSM makes more sense than anything else they've been told...
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Postby EarthRise » Sun Jan 21, 2007 3:22 pm

Cuddly_Carpy wrote:Most of my friends think that FSM makes more sense than anything else they've been told...


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Postby scottvd1 » Tue Jan 23, 2007 4:29 pm

i showed people the light in my school and they thought it was funny nad thats it!

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Postby thegoddessofbob » Wed Jan 24, 2007 8:00 pm

The sign is going up in my locker tomorrow. Thanks!

MPTrooper wrote: Becareful. Highschool is full of teenagers.


LOL! You just made my day.


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