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Is the FSM selling out?

Postby ugarte on Mon Dec 04, 2006 6:12 pm

No? Then why is it a spokesman for candy?

http://blog.stayfreemagazine.org/2006/12/fsm.html
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Postby Fatwalrus on Mon Dec 04, 2006 11:09 pm

:( oh no.
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Postby KidDirty on Mon Dec 04, 2006 11:32 pm

Blasphemy! I don't believe that the FSM approves of the heathenous use of contractions in his name! S'ghetti! Heresy!


However, the comon childrens mispronunciation "psscetti", is considered absolutely priceless by his noodlyness.
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Re: Is the FSM selling out?

Postby Duke on Tue Dec 05, 2006 12:11 am

ugarte wrote:No? Then why is it a spokesman for candy?

http://blog.stayfreemagazine.org/2006/12/fsm.html


I'm not sure that His Holiness has approved... Remind me to ask. And if the One True (Pasta) God were selling out, how would he get His cut of the sales?


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Postby Fatwalrus on Tue Dec 05, 2006 1:21 am

Duke and Kid dirty are right. there's no way this should happen without :worship: His Noodliness' consent...
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Postby Fatwalrus on Tue Dec 05, 2006 1:22 am

and even so, why?
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Postby SC-Pastafarian on Tue Dec 05, 2006 2:13 am

As the Monster says, KIDS AND GROWN-UPS LOVE IT SO.


I don't remember seeing that in the gospel.
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Postby Duke on Tue Dec 05, 2006 7:05 pm

Fatwalrus wrote:Duke and Kid dirty are right. there's no way this should happen without :worship: His Noodliness' consent...


I think that there are plenty of things in this universe that The Flying Spaghetti Monster does not explicitly allow. This is not to say He is not omnipotent, but instead sometimes chooses not to meddle in the affairs of men.


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Postby St John the Blasphemist on Tue Dec 05, 2006 8:41 pm

Hmmm. Doesn't bear enough of a resemblance to constitute copyright infringement, but maybe just enough of a resemblance to induct children into FSMism.

Free advertising for the church--I like it!!

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Postby The Dead Parrot on Sat Dec 09, 2006 1:28 am

Yeah, a little advertisement never hurt anyone.
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Postby CMax on Tue Dec 12, 2006 12:16 am

That's an imposter - - see, there are no two holy meatballs in that...stupid ball of colorful spaghetti.

Someone is attempting to cash in on his Noodliness
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Postby The Dead Parrot on Tue Dec 12, 2006 1:17 am

And is something wrong with that?
During the Space Race, American astronauts were faced with the problem that ink from their pens would not stay on the pentip.
After spending millions of dollars and a few years in research, they came up with the ballpoint pen. This solved the problem.

The Soviets, faced with the same problem, used a pencil.

The Daily Show 2006 Calender.

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Postby CMax on Tue Dec 12, 2006 1:21 am

The Dead Parrot wrote:And is something wrong with that?


If FSM doesn't get any of the royalties - - then yes, yes there is something wrong with that.
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Postby The Dead Parrot on Tue Dec 12, 2006 1:24 am

Oh, but he does! It spreads the word of his existance.
During the Space Race, American astronauts were faced with the problem that ink from their pens would not stay on the pentip.
After spending millions of dollars and a few years in research, they came up with the ballpoint pen. This solved the problem.

The Soviets, faced with the same problem, used a pencil.

The Daily Show 2006 Calender.

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Postby CMax on Tue Dec 12, 2006 1:40 am

The Dead Parrot wrote:Oh, but he does! It spreads the word of his existance.


It spreads lies. People will think he's just a candy mascot, not an omnipresent being of superiority - - and when he unveils himself to the non-believers, they will ask for candy instead of chanting, "RAmen" up to him.
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