Pastafarian Hell? no such thing. if you're really intolerant you may have to wash dishes in the humid pit with bad beer FOR A TIME, but you'll eventually get to heaven.
But if I stop bugging you I'll have to go back to arguing with Qwerty about whether beauty is truth and precisely what we both mean by 'purple'
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