Why does the FSM have really big balls?

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Postby The Dead Parrot on Wed Dec 13, 2006 8:08 pm

I dunno, I think I'd take it with pesto sauce.
During the Space Race, American astronauts were faced with the problem that ink from their pens would not stay on the pentip.
After spending millions of dollars and a few years in research, they came up with the ballpoint pen. This solved the problem.

The Soviets, faced with the same problem, used a pencil.

The Daily Show 2006 Calender.

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Postby flyboy2160 on Sun Dec 17, 2006 12:33 pm

Hey, hey, hey,........I'm starting to question whether I like the idea of being touched by His noodly appendage. This isn't the Catholic Church.

Since revisionist history is all the rage, why not a Holy Her? After all, it seems that there is a Revisionsist Revelation debate in this very thread about whether the large orbs are testicles or breasts. Or both, as some have claimed, especially in La La Land!!!!
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Postby The Dead Parrot on Mon Dec 18, 2006 9:34 pm

Why must they be either? Maybe they are used as extra eyes? Or they could be His internal organs.
During the Space Race, American astronauts were faced with the problem that ink from their pens would not stay on the pentip.
After spending millions of dollars and a few years in research, they came up with the ballpoint pen. This solved the problem.

The Soviets, faced with the same problem, used a pencil.

The Daily Show 2006 Calender.

"Friends come and go, but Enemies seem to accumulate."

-- Myself

"Look to the Future, as it is the brightest place imaginable"

--Duke
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Postby John the Pastafarian on Tue Dec 19, 2006 3:06 pm

FSM is the balliest god of all!
If Christians say there god is right, and Muslims say theirs is right...then technically wouldn't they all go to hell?! The only true deity is our spagedeity! praise be to the FSM!

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Postby The Dead Parrot on Tue Dec 19, 2006 8:42 pm

I think that is the answer
During the Space Race, American astronauts were faced with the problem that ink from their pens would not stay on the pentip.
After spending millions of dollars and a few years in research, they came up with the ballpoint pen. This solved the problem.

The Soviets, faced with the same problem, used a pencil.

The Daily Show 2006 Calender.

"Friends come and go, but Enemies seem to accumulate."

-- Myself

"Look to the Future, as it is the brightest place imaginable"

--Duke
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Postby Tahin on Fri Dec 22, 2006 1:39 am

Maybe they're just there because He wanted them to be there? His Noodliness works in mysterious ways...
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Postby The Dead Parrot on Fri Dec 22, 2006 11:32 am

That is always possible.
During the Space Race, American astronauts were faced with the problem that ink from their pens would not stay on the pentip.
After spending millions of dollars and a few years in research, they came up with the ballpoint pen. This solved the problem.

The Soviets, faced with the same problem, used a pencil.

The Daily Show 2006 Calender.

"Friends come and go, but Enemies seem to accumulate."

-- Myself

"Look to the Future, as it is the brightest place imaginable"

--Duke
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