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Why does the FSM have really big balls?

Postby amadkiwi on Sun Dec 03, 2006 6:01 pm

:fsm:

He has really big balls. Why? Is it so he can laugh at all the other gods and say, "ha! I got bigger balls then you!!"? Coz if so, :fsm_rock:
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Postby iEmcee on Tue Dec 05, 2006 2:51 am

I find that affensive to the FSM
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Postby KidDirty on Tue Dec 05, 2006 3:11 am

Some of us prefer to think of them as boobs!
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Re: Why does the FSM have really big balls?

Postby neeter on Sun Dec 10, 2006 4:31 am

amadkiwi wrote::fsm:

He has really big balls. Why? Is it so he can laugh at all the other gods and say, "ha! I got bigger balls then you!!"? Coz if so, :fsm_rock:
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I thought those were eyes!! But they could be boobs or balls too.
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Postby Aeger on Sun Dec 10, 2006 11:56 am

iEmCee, I find it offensive that you don't know how to spell offensive :D

And I always figured they were physical manifestations of his spiritual power, i.e. testacles.
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Postby The Dead Parrot on Sun Dec 10, 2006 10:36 pm

I just figured they were a testament to his/her bisesexualism, as (s)he does not carry a certain sex. Instead, (s)he is a being to bless all.
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Re: Why does the FSM have really big balls?

Postby E.Raser on Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:45 am

neeter wrote:

I thought those were eyes!!


Me too !!!when I saw him the first time.
I thought " a god with 2 eyes, at last !!! ", because I saw only ! eye in all the picture of the Father.
Alike he was a cyclope.
Then, some pictures of meatballs as installation on the flight decks on the carriers, produce by Captain Ahab, convinced me that there are some kinds of teleologico contact between heaven an earth.
Big mass ready to land on earth, alike a teleologico purpose.
If....is it so....is a kind of Intelligent Design of the Father regard the conceprion of the Son :mrgreen:
So i believe we do not need pictures, because "ICONOCLASTIA" 730 d.Cr. Leone III di Bisanzio , it is a need of satire,satirs and satraps.
Does our Prophet have a new image ?
Or do we believe in this only one ? :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Re: Why does the FSM have really big balls?

Postby The Dead Parrot on Mon Dec 11, 2006 11:49 am

E.Raser wrote:
Me too !!!when I saw him the first time.
I thought " a god with 2 eyes, at last !!! ", because I saw only ! eye in all the picture of the Father.
Alike he was a cyclope.
Then, some pictures of meatballs as installation on the flight decks on the carriers, produce by Captain Ahab, convinced me that there are some kinds of teleologico contact between heaven an earth.
Big mass ready to land on earth, alike a teleologico purpose.
If....is it so....is a kind of Intelligent Design of the Father regard the conceprion of the Son :mrgreen:
So i believe we do not need pictures, because "ICONOCLASTIA" 730 d.Cr. Leone III di Bisanzio , it is a need of satire,satirs and satraps.
Does our Prophet have a new image ?
Or do we believe in this only one ? :mrgreen: :mrgreen:


:?

All I know is that he has two tentacles with eyeballs. The meatballs are his balls/boobs.
During the Space Race, American astronauts were faced with the problem that ink from their pens would not stay on the pentip.
After spending millions of dollars and a few years in research, they came up with the ballpoint pen. This solved the problem.

The Soviets, faced with the same problem, used a pencil.

The Daily Show 2006 Calender.

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Re: Why does the FSM have really big balls?

Postby Dr. Otis Lansa on Mon Dec 11, 2006 12:26 pm

E.Raser wrote:Does our Prophet have a new image ?
Or do we believe in this only one ? :mrgreen: :mrgreen:


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Postby The Dead Parrot on Mon Dec 11, 2006 8:17 pm

That works.
During the Space Race, American astronauts were faced with the problem that ink from their pens would not stay on the pentip.
After spending millions of dollars and a few years in research, they came up with the ballpoint pen. This solved the problem.

The Soviets, faced with the same problem, used a pencil.

The Daily Show 2006 Calender.

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Postby CMax on Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:10 pm

Isn't He a He? Isn't it stated in the Gospel that He is a He?
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Postby The Dead Parrot on Tue Dec 12, 2006 1:24 am

He is generally reffered to as a he.
During the Space Race, American astronauts were faced with the problem that ink from their pens would not stay on the pentip.
After spending millions of dollars and a few years in research, they came up with the ballpoint pen. This solved the problem.

The Soviets, faced with the same problem, used a pencil.

The Daily Show 2006 Calender.

"Friends come and go, but Enemies seem to accumulate."

-- Myself

"Look to the Future, as it is the brightest place imaginable"

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Re: Why does the FSM have really big balls?

Postby E.Raser on Tue Dec 12, 2006 9:20 am

Dr. Otis Lansa wrote:
E.Raser wrote:Does our Prophet have a new image ?
Or do we believe in this only one ? :mrgreen: :mrgreen:


Image

:mrgreen:


Wowww
The dark side of the Force ( Star Wars )
It is not a tiger: it is an obese cat.
Here we see
V.A.L.I.S. ( vaste active living intelligent system ) ( Philip K. Dick ) = Q*=the mind of God ( Stephen Hawking ) = Star Maker ( Olaf Stapledon ) = GOD(D) ( I.J. Good ) = Q* continuum ( Star Trek )
which is keeping a wormhole between 2 worms.

this is really not an intelligent design, while icon classical of FSM , with his/her/its meatballs is a teleologico purpose of incarnation of Verbum.
Verbum who created life only talking with DNA.
(see Intelligent Design and DNA phantom
http://fosar-bludorf.comindex_eng_htm )
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Re: Why does the FSM have really big balls?

Postby Duke on Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:20 pm

amadkiwi wrote::fsm:

He has really big balls. Why? Is it so he can laugh at all the other gods and say, "ha! I got bigger balls then you!!"? Coz if so, :fsm_rock:


Let's say you're having a plate of Spaghetti and Meatballs. Would you want little meatballs or lots of big meatballs?


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Re: Why does the FSM have really big balls?

Postby E.Raser on Wed Dec 13, 2006 11:24 am

Duke wrote:
Let's say you're having a plate of Spaghetti and Meatballs. Would you want little meatballs or lots of big meatballs?


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