I have friends that are having similar problems with culturing their cell lines.
Perhaps if I impart some of your sentiment to them it will bring hope, faith, or perspective to their efforts.
"Please, he's no different from the rest of you organisms. Shooting DNA at each other to make babies ... I find it offensive." - Bender
"..it's a success that hasn't occurred yet." -Homeland Security Advisor to Bush Frances Townsend, on the subject of the failure to capture Osama Bin Laden.