the Pasta we cook and eat today generally isn't considered to actually BE the FSM, but rather more a representation. some believe the FSM gave us a food in his form as a gift, others say Noodles evolved naturally (wait, what?) and he decided to represent himself in that that form.
whatever the case, Pasta is obviously important. the FSM is a forgiving deity. if you over-cook him, he will understand.
and theres been debate over the FSM's gender. in all honesty I doubt he has one, but its so ingrained in my mind by the general masses of one male god. that its a little hard to stop.
some say the meatballs are more like testicles and the noodles are, y'know. but perhaps the meatballs are breasts?
but really, I doubt he cares what you call him.
Every dead body that is not exterminated becomes one them, it gets up and kills. The people it kill get up and kill!
But if I stop bugging you I'll have to go back to arguing with Qwerty about whether beauty is truth and precisely what we both mean by 'purple'