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Ninjaccolt wrote:As Christianity has the Occult, FSM will have the Ninjaccolt
Do you think that ninjas are better than pirates? it's okay!
There are five commandments in this new branch of pastafarianism
1) Honor the FSM - the ninjaccolt still worships the FSM, but we accept the ninja as our sacred teachers
2) Anyone who teaches anyone else about the FSM must be in ninja garab
3) Act like a ninja - If we run out of ninjas, the Earth will freeze. Have you ever seen a ninja in the ice age? Didn't think so. (ha! I did't even need a graph)
4) Do not fight pirates - The FSM made them too. There must be balance. If there are too many pirates, the earth will get too cold. If there are too many ninjas, the earth will get too hot.
5) Don't go to ebaum's world - that guy is a thief
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