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Postby Pirate Priest on Tue Nov 07, 2006 12:21 am

I was attacked by a person who thought they could school me on the causes of global warming after I said it was a result of the declining Pirate population. Here's his response:

[ Xiao Hu ] wrote:

due to the increased production of CO2 gases produced by insufficient fuel sources through out the People's Republic of China, the former Soviet Union, Eastern Europe, intercity America and South America in their factories. The rise of CO2 causes increased reactivitiy with the SO2 and the CaCO3 that in effect are alreaday yielding supstancial amounts of CO2. With the increased chemical gas absorbers of solar radiation we are increasing the heat contained by the greenhouse effect on earth. this is evident of Venusian data complied by the Venera and Magellan missions and the direct relation of volcanic explusion to the production of CO2


And mine:
First off, do you have a degree in climatology? What about chemistry? Do you have any degrees of any sort in the area of science? I don't think you do. Now I have a degree in Pastafarianism, and I say that everything you just said is a conspiracy put in place by His Noodly Goodness. Now you might ask, how does He make global warming occur? Well, you see, fuel does not usually put off CO2. However, since the rapid decline in the pirate population (see figure A) he has been using his Noodly Appendages to make the fuels put out CO2 (see figure B)which then creates a chemical reaction, like you explained, that he figured out, actually he knew it all along, which causes global warming. Also notice the date at which the Pirate temprature begins its decline and the tempratures rise. HMMMM It begins 5 years before the first railroad was built. Hmmm, Pirate population declines, FSM notices that is going to continue after the first 5 years, thus he invents trains that run on coal and produce CO2 which then in turn causes global warming. He does it this way to put out a conspiracy to test our faith.
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Figure A
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Figure B


I thought this argument might be useful to others in case their faith was ever brought into question.
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Postby hetzle on Tue Nov 07, 2006 12:53 am

That is genious.
You're just jealous of my grammatically impeccable syntax.

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Postby iEmcee on Mon Nov 27, 2006 2:52 am

nice work, you are a TRUE pastafarian! I'm guessing the FSM is proud!
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Postby iEmcee on Mon Nov 27, 2006 2:53 am

You should post that on venganza.org
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Postby Pastafarian Pirate on Mon Nov 27, 2006 3:29 am

iEmcee wrote:You should post that on venganza.org


Uh....

He just did.


This is Venganza.org.

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Postby iEmcee on Mon Nov 27, 2006 5:11 pm

That's right, umm, now i feel stupid :?
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Postby dabeast on Tue Nov 28, 2006 4:35 pm

You should have pretended you mean the main site, the actual blog.
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Postby Fatwalrus on Mon Dec 04, 2006 1:34 am

RAmen!
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Postby KidDirty on Mon Dec 04, 2006 1:52 am

Yeah I sat through all of "An Inconveniant Truth", and they never once mentioned pirates or the FSM! Whats up with that?

That Al Gore must really have his head up his arse.
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Postby Cuddly_Carpy on Fri Dec 08, 2006 4:58 pm

Wicked. :mrgreen:
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Postby The Dead Parrot on Sat Dec 09, 2006 1:26 am

That was great! Well Done!
During the Space Race, American astronauts were faced with the problem that ink from their pens would not stay on the pentip.
After spending millions of dollars and a few years in research, they came up with the ballpoint pen. This solved the problem.

The Soviets, faced with the same problem, used a pencil.

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Postby Duke on Sun Dec 10, 2006 3:36 am

KidDirty wrote:Yeah I sat through all of "An Inconveniant Truth", and they never once mentioned pirates or the FSM! Whats up with that?

That Al Gore must really have his head up his arse.


That man is simply not looking at the big picture. And the big picture is here:

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Well, it's not too bit, but I think you get the point.


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Postby The Dead Parrot on Sun Dec 10, 2006 4:18 pm

Maybe you should send him a letter?
During the Space Race, American astronauts were faced with the problem that ink from their pens would not stay on the pentip.
After spending millions of dollars and a few years in research, they came up with the ballpoint pen. This solved the problem.

The Soviets, faced with the same problem, used a pencil.

The Daily Show 2006 Calender.

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