Where does FSM stand on same-sex marriage?

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Where does FSM stand on same-sex marriage?

Postby Brother Boyardee on Sun Nov 05, 2006 12:31 am

Anyone know what the stance of His Noodly Goodness is on same-sex marriage?

I'm not getting any younger, and it seems like a good way of doubling the pool of candidates.

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Re: Where does FSM stand on same-sex marriage?

Postby Pastafarian Pirate on Sun Nov 05, 2006 12:59 am

Brother Boyardee wrote:Anyone know what the stance of His Noodly Goodness is on same-sex marriage?

I'm not getting any younger, and it seems like a good way of doubling the pool of candidates.

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As an ordained Pastafarian Minister, I can let you know that this falls under the "Relaxed Moral Code" of Pastafarianism. Not an issue.

Also, see the 8 I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts, as they speak to this as well.

Go forth and ... uh... whatever... :)

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Postby Brother Boyardee on Sun Nov 05, 2006 1:53 pm

Good news, statistically speaking. Thanks PP. May His Noodly Goodness continue to bless thee.

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Re: Where does FSM stand on same-sex marriage?

Postby Duke on Sun Nov 05, 2006 5:48 pm

Brother Boyardee wrote:Anyone know what the stance of His Noodly Goodness is on same-sex marriage?

I'm not getting any younger, and it seems like a good way of doubling the pool of candidates.

- Brother Boyardee


Hey, Brother, the Flying Spaghetti Monster's a very tolerant and accepting deity.


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Postby Goat Starer on Sun Nov 05, 2006 9:03 pm

I would doubt the FSM stands on same sex marriages at all (although he may float above them occasionally)
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Postby Aeger on Sun Nov 05, 2006 10:31 pm

Well, whether he stands or floats, I can tell you it is rarely on the same sex marriage twice.
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Postby afteryoudieyoucrpyourself on Tue Nov 07, 2006 2:02 pm

The F.S.M is tolorant to anyone as long as it's pure love go on F.S.M blesses You
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Postby Duke on Tue Nov 07, 2006 6:53 pm

A good point of reference is the Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts" of Pastafarianism, you can find them in the book. :)


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