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Pasta-Loving Parrot Proves Providence of FSM

Postby Naminori42 on Fri Nov 03, 2006 2:18 am

Here is a picture of my parrot enjoying a plate of spaghetti:

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This is absolute photographic proof of the existence of the FSM!

Pirates exist.
Pirates are the chosen people of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Parrots exist
Parrots are the chosen pets of Pirates.
Pasta exists.
Pasta is the chosen communion of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Parrots love pasta (photographic proof).
The FSM exists.
Only a deity could exist to set events in motion to cause the previous 4 statements to be true. The only proposed deity to link all these statements is the FSM.
Therefore, the FSM exists.
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Postby Sylvie369 on Fri Nov 03, 2006 7:51 am

Well, of COURSE FSM exists. You don't think we all just popped into existence from nothing, do you? Geez...

But yes, this photograph once again proves his glory. Thank you. (and what a beautiful bird).
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Postby Naminori42 on Fri Nov 03, 2006 3:40 pm

Yes, thank you. And the bird knows he's beautiful.

As for proving the existence of our Lord and Savior, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, I'd like to point out that our religion actually does have proof, unlike many other religions. If you'd care to turn to the last section of THE BOOK, there are whole chapters I don't understand that prove his Noodly existence. My meager photograph and simple postulates don't hold a candle to those elegantly-stated proofs in the final chapters of THE BOOK...you know, the proofs I don't understand. :?
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Re: Pasta-Loving Parrot Proves Providence of FSM

Postby E.Raser on Sat Nov 04, 2006 10:14 am

Naminori42 wrote: to cause the previous 4 statements to be true.


that too is logic!
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Postby Captain Noobhead on Tue Nov 07, 2006 11:07 pm

That's a beautiful parrot. :)

Judging from the colours and patterns of its feathers, you've done a good job raising it. :)

And I like your proof.
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Postby Naminori42 on Wed Nov 08, 2006 3:00 am

Thanks! I've had the bird since he was about four months old. He'll be twenty years old next April. WOW!!! It's hard for me to believe he'll be that old. It's hard for me to believe I'LL be that old. Gulp. :) He'll be twenty and I'll be--gulp--forty.
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Postby St John the Blasphemist on Wed Nov 08, 2006 9:28 am

Is that in bird years or human years?

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Postby Naminori42 on Thu Nov 09, 2006 12:22 am

Same difference when it comes to large parrots. Parrots are very long-lived creatures. As long as he doesn't have an accident or become ill, he should live as long as a human.
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