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Postby Sir Bac'N'Bits on Tue Oct 24, 2006 7:46 pm

I'm still not convinced that the world was created by the FSM. Do you have any evidence?
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Evidance the FSM created the world

Postby PastaServer134 on Tue Oct 24, 2006 9:15 pm

What part of the word "church" do you not understand?

The evidance is simply that this is :worship: His church, and you are posting in it. If you go to any other church and ask the same question, you will get the same answer (though, it may take you a while to shake out all the padded arguments to get down to it).
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Postby SC-Pastafarian on Wed Oct 25, 2006 12:45 am

Head down to your local bookstore and pick up the Gospel. All your questions will be answered there.
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Postby St John the Blasphemist on Wed Oct 25, 2006 10:18 am

I think he means 'Do you have any more evidence?' Assuming that he's browsed both the main site and these forums and seen all the evidence on show, he must want more to back his arguments up for his Noodly crusade.

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Postby SC-Pastafarian on Wed Oct 25, 2006 10:48 am

Well I don't see what more evidence you need. Do you exist? Yes. Therefore He exists.
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Re: Evidence

Postby E.Raser on Wed Oct 25, 2006 10:53 am

Sir Bac'N'Bits wrote: Do you have any evidence?


soryy I do not have any evidence.
As for me it is an intellectual process based on the most hard concept of strings and transubstantiation.
Flying too is not an evidence.
And Monster too.
I do not believe that Artur Miller was a monster behind Marilyn :mrgreen:
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Re: Evidence

Postby PsiPro on Wed Oct 25, 2006 12:06 pm

E.Raser wrote:soryy I do not have any evidence.
As for me it is an intellectual process based on the most hard concept of strings and transubstantiation.
Flying too is not an evidence.
And Monster too.
I do not believe that Artur Miller was a monster behind Marilyn :mrgreen:


Your posts still make my brain hurt.

I have recently acquired some evidence about the FSM's creation abilities. One day his noodly presence graced my dinner table... at a pasta meal of course.

After his noodly presence was done flying, he created a lovely shade of red on the wall. Thus, the FSM created everything.
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Postby Sir Bac'N'Bits on Wed Oct 25, 2006 5:04 pm

SC-Pastafarian wrote:Head down to your local bookstore and pick up the Gospel. All your questions will be answered there.

I already have it. What page is the evidence on?
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Re: Evidence

Postby Laura on Wed Oct 25, 2006 6:27 pm

E.Raser wrote:
soryy I do not have any evidence.
As for me it is an intellectual process based on the most hard concept of strings and transubstantiation.
Flying too is not an evidence.
And Monster too.
I do not believe that Artur Miller was a monster behind Marilyn :mrgreen:



I was highly confused by this post.
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Postby Laura on Wed Oct 25, 2006 6:29 pm

Sir Bac'N'Bits wrote:
SC-Pastafarian wrote:Head down to your local bookstore and pick up the Gospel. All your questions will be answered there.

I already have it. What page is the evidence on?



One question for you Sir Bac'N'Bits if you are a non believer why arent you a guest? I mean if you dont believe in his noodlyness why are you a registered member?
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Postby KC Observer on Wed Oct 25, 2006 7:52 pm

Evidence is to be found all around you. One profound example is to be found in his incarnation in the form of Il Cortile on Mulberry Street in NYC. FANTASTICO!!!!
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Postby SC-Pastafarian on Wed Oct 25, 2006 8:29 pm

Sir Bac'N'Bits wrote:I already have it. What page is the evidence on?


The existance of the book itself is evidence. What more do you need?
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Postby Pastafarian Pirate on Wed Oct 25, 2006 11:34 pm

Sir Bac'N'Bits wrote:
SC-Pastafarian wrote:Head down to your local bookstore and pick up the Gospel. All your questions will be answered there.

I already have it. What page is the evidence on?


Before we go down this path.... what constitutes "Evidence" to you?

To us... being here is all the "evidence" we need... Clearly you have not yet been touched by His Noodly Appendage.

Yarr!

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Postby KC Observer on Thu Oct 26, 2006 2:57 pm

Do we not have Pasta? Are there not Midgets in this world? Do we not have Beer? Are there not Pirates in this world? Are thre no strippers in this world? Of course we have all of those things in this world. They exist, therefore, FSM exists. Go to your local Italian restaurant, order a beer and a good dish of pasta and sauce eat and be full. This will put you on the right path.
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Postby Brother Boyardee on Thu Oct 26, 2006 9:47 pm

Sir Bac'N'Bits wrote:
SC-Pastafarian wrote:Head down to your local bookstore and pick up the Gospel. All your questions will be answered there.

I already have it. What page is the evidence on?

Do you really have the Great Gospel? I suspect that perhaps you don't, because on page 35 begins a subchapter called "Irrefutable Proof", and page 44 begins the chapter "More Evidence" (I have the canadian edition, so page numbers may vary). It's all there.

I think the problem is this...
(and as a person who genuinely wants to help "witness" you into the faith I hope you don't take what I am about to say as criticism of you. The Flying Spaghetti Monster loves you and so do I.)
...you are looking for evidence before you will believe. But religion doesn't work that way - none of them. What you have to do is believe first, then the evidence will become clear, confirming that you believe in the right religion. That's why it is called "faith". You must open your heart to His noodly goodness, and then all will become peaceful and clear and you will see the evidence everywhere you look, including every page of THE Gospel.

I hope this helps. Go in garlicy peace my friend.

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