Pasta at White House Prayer Breakfasts

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Pasta at White House Prayer Breakfasts

Postby PastaServer134 on Thu Oct 19, 2006 5:25 pm

Dearly Beloved,

It has come to my attention that Pasta is not regularly served at the White House Prayer Breakfasts. This a baltant slap at our beliefs, and must be put right. How can prayer be effective without Pasta?:cry:

Our Way deserves its fair representation at these religous events (note: not trying to interfere in politics, here) so I :worship: humbly ask all here to send email to the White House demanding that Pasta be served at ALL prayer breakfasts (in the delicious name of :D), and at any other religous undertakings.
Pastafarianism: Faith you can twirl on a fork.
May the caloric content of your Pasta not exceed the nutritional value to your filet of soul.
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Postby PsiPro on Thu Oct 19, 2006 5:55 pm

Remeber to post in the START HERE thread. Also you just need to click on the emoicon you want to put in, not copy and paste it.

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Postby Pwnerade on Sun Nov 05, 2006 5:32 am

I sent the White House a question thingy:

"The National Prayer Breakfasts hosted by the president are said to represent every religion. Has my religion, Pastafarianism, been properly represented? I would suggest the serving of pasta."

I wonder if I'll get a response . . . :?
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Postby afteryoudieyoucrpyourself on Wed Nov 08, 2006 5:56 pm

Pasta is not directly our holy food He takes form as a Giant Spagetti Monster but He tastes like any meal You want so I want some Steak and Prawns to be served every day at the whitehouse but it MUST look like Pasta
Pastafarienism is as great as Blackbeards armpits were smelly
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