It has come to my attention that Pasta is not regularly served at the White House Prayer Breakfasts. This a baltant slap at our beliefs, and must be put right. How can prayer be effective without Pasta?:cry:
Our Way deserves its fair representation at these religous events (note: not trying to interfere in politics, here) so I
humbly ask all here to send email to the White House
demanding that Pasta be served at ALL prayer breakfasts (in the delicious name of
), and at any other religous undertakings.
Pastafarianism: Faith you can twirl on a fork.
May the caloric content of your Pasta not exceed the nutritional value to your filet of soul.