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Married by the church of the FSM?

Postby Maintime on Sun Oct 15, 2006 8:26 am

Where does one find an ordained minister of the FSM?
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Postby Aeger on Sun Oct 15, 2006 11:14 am

I believe one could easily aquire the certificates to become one over the internet
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Postby Capellini on Sun Oct 15, 2006 11:25 am

People are asked to start at the section aptly labeled START HERE.
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Postby Maintime on Mon Oct 16, 2006 1:31 pm

Sorry Capellini... I did start there and saw "Yes

In fact I'm going to spam with some prawn links right now, then I'm going to complain about how your blaspheming God and going to hell, followed by calling all Christians superstitious morons and proclaiming that everyone who believes in such things is stupid. "
as the first post. Then I thought about going through 95 pages of that and thought it would just be easier to ask a question.

Thanks Aeger.
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Postby SC-Pastafarian on Mon Oct 16, 2006 3:10 pm

You don't have to read it all. Just make a fast post where it says "Start here" so they know you're not a spammer.
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Postby Maintime on Mon Oct 16, 2006 3:27 pm

Ah... will do! Thanks SC :worship:
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