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The fact that the scriptures refer to 'his' noodly appendages, and the fact that 'he' has all those appendages would make one assume that the FSM is a boy, but is this what we're supposed to believe or is it just a test of our faith? Did His/Her/Its Noodliness put these pronouns in the Holy Scriptures just to test our faith like the Dinosaurs did when they invented that God fella? Should we explore this further, or should we just do what the Scriptures tell us because we know they were written by a kind and loving FSM who would never hurt us by lying to us?
Sam Waltz wrote:The Scriptures are not wrong. The English language has since deviated.
"He" used to mean "one bearing tentacles". At some point, and anthropocentrist interpreted it to be "one bearing testicles", to elevate the divinity of man, and to make her more FSM-like.
queen maria wrote:is fsm a guy/girl/it.
queen maria wrote:is fsm a guy/girl/it. i cant really tell. i think its an it. keep the battle ovr the better gender undr control