is fsm a guy,girl,or it (or is it not in my place 2 ask)

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is fsm a guy,girl,or it (or is it not in my place 2 ask)

Postby queen maria on Sat Oct 14, 2006 8:42 pm

is fsm a guy/girl/it. i cant really tell. i think its an it. keep the battle ovr the better gender undr control



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Postby Capellini on Sat Oct 14, 2006 8:44 pm

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Postby St John the Blasphemist on Sun Oct 15, 2006 1:53 am

I posed this question in the YahWho? FSM group awhile back.
The fact that the scriptures refer to 'his' noodly appendages, and the fact that 'he' has all those appendages would make one assume that the FSM is a boy, but is this what we're supposed to believe or is it just a test of our faith? Did His/Her/Its Noodliness put these pronouns in the Holy Scriptures just to test our faith like the Dinosaurs did when they invented that God fella? Should we explore this further, or should we just do what the Scriptures tell us because we know they were written by a kind and loving FSM who would never hurt us by lying to us?

Here's a response I got from one Sam Waltz (whoever that is)
Sam Waltz wrote:The Scriptures are not wrong. The English language has since deviated.
"He" used to mean "one bearing tentacles". At some point, and anthropocentrist interpreted it to be "one bearing testicles", to elevate the divinity of man, and to make her more FSM-like.

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Re: is fsm a guy,girl,or it (or is it not in my place 2 ask)

Postby E.Raser on Sun Oct 15, 2006 9:17 am

queen maria wrote:is fsm a guy/girl/it.


If you move from the original picture:
A) M-theory
B) string theory
C) spaghetti theory
that are all theory and not thesis,
you can see that FSM is HE.
And HE never went to Casablanca to change sex, when the Prophet Bobby cahnged the picture. :worship: :worship:
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Postby Free_Ranged_Idiot on Mon Oct 16, 2006 5:22 pm

yes but HE can be used as a general term!
I think the flying spaghetti monster is an It
because he is all his power transends gender!!!
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Postby Captain Noobhead on Thu Oct 19, 2006 9:15 pm

Considering how the flying spaghetti monster was referred to as "Him" in the gospel, I would guess he's a he. But then I could be wrong.
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Postby Pwnerade on Sun Nov 05, 2006 5:22 am

Yes, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is always referred to as "Him."

And He's got balls.
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Postby Aeger on Sun Nov 05, 2006 10:34 am

big, juicy balls
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Re: is fsm a guy,girl,or it (or is it not in my place 2 ask)

Postby Duke on Sun Nov 05, 2006 5:47 pm

queen maria wrote:is fsm a guy/girl/it. i cant really tell. i think its an it. keep the battle ovr the better gender undr control



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The Flying Spaghetti Monster has elements of both sexes, but is generally referred to as "Him". More an "It" than anything, in my most humble belief.


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Postby Pirate Priest on Tue Nov 07, 2006 11:49 pm

I believe he is a male for a number of reasons. First we refer to Him as He and His Noodly Appendages. Second if you look at this clue:spagHEtti. And third he has two meatballs and noodly appendage(s). But who really knows, He is a complex carboyhdrate. Maybe this is all just a conspiracy put in place by His Noodly Goodness to make Him something we can understand and relate to.
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Postby kingofmetal on Wed Nov 08, 2006 1:35 am

but who wrote the gospel... probably a drunken pirate which would generally be a guy right.. so it could be that the pirate mistook one of his noodles for another noodle in a drunken state..
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Postby St John the Blasphemist on Wed Nov 08, 2006 9:13 am

I still like the testicles/tentacles explanation I posted before.

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Postby afteryoudieyoucrpyourself on Wed Nov 08, 2006 5:52 pm

He is a He as pointed in the book but has the ablility to switch Gender just like he has the invisibility ability and He plays a mean Acoustic Guitar with those Strings of His
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