How does FSM feel about Cthulhu?

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How does FSM feel about Cthulhu?

Postby squirrelly » Tue Oct 10, 2006 12:45 pm

Would Cthulhu be an underling, an equal, or what? Can we ever expect a FSM vs. Cthulhu confrontation along the lines of Godzilla vs. Rodan?

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Postby Duke » Wed Oct 11, 2006 1:43 am

The Flying Spaghetti Monster is the one, undying, omnipotent being. The one God, if you will, all-powerful, all-seeing, all Spaghetti.

And don't you forget it! :mrgreen:


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Postby Admiral Aorta » Thu Oct 12, 2006 3:38 am

I believe they play cards together on tuesdays. :wink:

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Postby dabeast » Fri Oct 13, 2006 9:37 pm

I think chuthulu was lovecrafts interpretation of FSM, just look at em' suspeciously similar don't you think? :fsm_float:
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Postby MPTrooper » Fri Oct 13, 2006 10:18 pm

Cauthulu is outside time and space, a being that exists in oblivion. A creature of mind shattering insaneity and hate were such concepts are non-issues.

They go bowling...duh

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Postby squirrelly » Wed Oct 18, 2006 12:30 pm

Cthulhu lives in the sea, waiting to be awakened.

I say they go water skiing when no one is looking.
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Postby XanderTheMuffinKing » Sun Nov 12, 2006 1:29 am

squirrelly wrote:Cthulhu lives in the sea, waiting to be awakened.

I say they go water skiing when no one is looking.


I thought that was Dagon? if not please
excuss my poor H.P Lovecraft knowledge..I'm a terrible reader..

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Postby MPTrooper » Sun Nov 12, 2006 9:17 pm

They both do.

Expect the BIG C is so much cooler.

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FSM vs C

Postby dspotted » Wed Nov 15, 2006 9:29 am

They might try water polo against each other but the "wet noodle" puns would be too much to bear.

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Postby neeter » Sun Dec 10, 2006 4:16 am

:D

As His Noodely appendage created all other beings, including H.P. Lovecraft, I would say that Cthulu would have to be a demi god of sorts.
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Postby Fatwalrus » Sun Jan 14, 2007 7:43 pm

XanderTheMuffinKing wrote:
squirrelly wrote:Cthulhu lives in the sea, waiting to be awakened.

I say they go water skiing when no one is looking.


I thought that was Dagon? if not please
excuss my poor H.P Lovecraft knowledge..I'm a terrible reader..


squirrelly is right, cthulhu lives in the sunken island of R'lyeh (i dunno how to pronounce it either) somewhere in the pacific ocean. as for Father Dagon, he forms a triad of gods with Mother Hydra and Cthulhu to be worshipped by the Deep Ones
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Postby skittlesandmnms » Sat Jan 20, 2007 1:24 am

MPTrooper wrote:They both do.

Expect the BIG C is so much cooler.

IA IA CATHULHU!


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BLASPHEMY

:fsm_float: > cthulhu
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Postby Fatwalrus » Sat Jan 20, 2007 3:15 am

well cthulhu's darn close
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Postby arthurchappell » Sat Jan 20, 2007 2:56 pm

Can't help but notice worrying similarities between the Spaghetti
Monster and certain Cthulhu mythos entities as described in the
scriptural warning work of H. P. Lovecraft - - can we tell if the Spag
Monster is a benevolent entity or if he intends to drive us al insane
before making us into a giant Bolonaise sauce as he destroys our planet?
Is he in fact the squid like destroyer depicted in the Necrominicon
Cook Book under 'Speedy Pasta dishes for the apocolypse?'. Take one modestly evolved planet, simmer gently in paranoia for generations, and then boil its lifeforms in their own juices - add salt to taste.

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Postby Duke » Sat Jan 20, 2007 4:25 pm

Fatwalrus wrote:well cthulhu's darn close


Actually, I find Cthulhu uninteresting, ugly, about as "cool" as a pizza oven, and the books in which he appears overrated.

I'm gonna get it this time. 8)


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