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Give Me Strength My Noodly Sisters and Brothers

Postby PsiPro on Wed Oct 04, 2006 10:55 pm

This noodly servant grows tired of the cheese grater of ignorance! My likness of the FSM has been erased on a daily basis from the dry board on my wall.

The noodler may ask for patience but I grow thin on said indulgence.

I need a 'Stamp of the Noodly Master' so I may stamp one on the door of the entire dorm floor!

Arr I need a pirate sayin' t' shout at this blasphemer when I catch him.

EDIT: I do not do justice to the FSM as ever time he is erased he reappears with a more vengful face.
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Postby SC-Pastafarian on Thu Oct 05, 2006 12:56 am

We got into it at work and make the pirate fish stencils and put them all over our lab.

And I did actually see someone had stenciled one into the bus stop bench as well.
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Postby anthrobabe on Thu Oct 05, 2006 10:24 am

yes,
perm marker and paint are nice
also put your FSM stuff on the inside of your vehicle or some nice well meaning person- who is not stupid like yourself- will remove it and replace it with a tract from their denomination( I call it vandalism but to each his own).

now I am not advocating illegal activites- be aware of what is and is not "legal"

there are some nice items and ideas at the venganza.org main page-- I have the big rasterized window poster(prints out on regular copy paper and then put together like a puzzle) in my living room window- I haven't been awakened early on a Saturday morning since I put it up.

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Re: Give Me Strength My Noodly Sisters and Brothers

Postby Duke on Thu Oct 05, 2006 9:30 pm

PsiPro wrote:This noodly servant grows tired of the cheese grater of ignorance! My likness of the FSM has been erased on a daily basis from the dry board on my wall.

The noodler may ask for patience but I grow thin on said indulgence.

I need a 'Stamp of the Noodly Master' so I may stamp one on the door of the entire dorm floor!

Arr I need a pirate sayin' t' shout at this blasphemer when I catch him.

EDIT: I do not do justice to the FSM as ever time he is erased he reappears with a more vengful face.


Argh, matey, do not give up hope! I too live in a dorm, and I, too, have blessed the dry-erase board with His Likeness! But I had the same problem! So I put next to my illistration this caption: "Erase Not, or Thou Shall Be SMITED!!!

I also put the dorm head's signature next to it, just for good luck... :mrgreen:


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Re: Give Me Strength My Noodly Sisters and Brothers

Postby PsiPro on Thu Oct 05, 2006 9:31 pm

Duke wrote:"Erase Not, or Thou Shall Be SMITED!!!



TELL ME WHO TO SMITE O' LORD AND THEY SHALL BE SMOTEN!
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Postby Duke on Thu Oct 05, 2006 9:54 pm

Matey: Smiting is the work of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, not of us mortal beings. Ramen.


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--Friedrich Nietzsche


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Postby PsiPro on Thu Oct 05, 2006 10:46 pm

Homer Simpson be not a mortal but a divine tool of the FSM

EDIT: Hey now i'm "Maccheroncelli Missionary" I prefered Ziti Zelot
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Postby Sylvie369 on Thu Oct 05, 2006 11:25 pm

Duke wrote:Matey: Smiting is the work of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, not of us mortal beings. Ramen.


Also the past tense of "smite" is "smot", not "smoten", right?
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Postby Duke on Thu Oct 05, 2006 11:29 pm

Yes, it's to smite, to be smiting, and to have smote, I believe. :D


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He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


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Postby PsiPro on Thu Oct 05, 2006 11:54 pm

Sylvie369 wrote:"smoten"


WRONG! The Simpsons is the supreme source of all intelignece in the world (Sorta like the Hitchikers guide to the galaxy for our pathetic earth). The Simpsons says it is "smoten" therefore it is!


(At least i'm fairly sure that is the correct quote.)
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Postby Capellini on Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:36 am

PsiPro wrote:Homer Simpson be not a mortal but a divine tool of the FSM

EDIT: Hey now i'm "Maccheroncelli Missionary" I prefered Ziti Zelot


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Postby PsiPro on Fri Oct 06, 2006 11:34 am

Capellini wrote:Your title changes with your post count. It's a sign you're moving up in the ranks.


I know, I still prefed Ziti Zelot. :)
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Postby NeferKa on Sat Oct 07, 2006 7:56 pm

Hm... If I were still and Resident Assistant in a dorm, I would make noodly or pirate door decorations for each resident! (Not the FSM him/herself, as that would cause religion issues, but a nice bowl of pasta or Jolly Roger would do!)
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Postby PsiPro on Sat Oct 07, 2006 9:53 pm

Muwahahahaha *evil thoughts*

My RA is slowly becoming a friend, she goes to CSU (Catholic Student Union) with me... I finally talked to her for more then 5min last night.

I spent about 2 hrs explaining what evolution acutally is, how evolution and a god fit togehter. How ID is bullshit. How ID and evolution do not work. How ID is not suposed to be genisis in pure ID theory. Again I explain how ID is bullshit.

I then inform her what the FSM is, why i promote it so.

She says... Oh...

I told her I love to talk about this stuff (and I do). My favoirte game is piss off the conservative using logic, no matter my belifes on the subject.... Perhaps this is the reason all the angry shouting christian people know me and think i'm going to hell.

I really hope I sparked her intrested in actually understanding more the other side of the argument, I hope to speak with her again on the subject.
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Postby Duke on Sat Oct 07, 2006 11:16 pm

I'm quite good friends with all of our Resident Assistants (I'm weird that way).

I've taught the religiously indoctrinated about evolution, and even if they don't have much of a reaction at the scene, trust me, that sort of thing will make them think.


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--Friedrich Nietzsche


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